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| Apr 26 2006, 2:19 PM EDT | TheRiddler | 126 words added |
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Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.
I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?'
I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.
I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?'
