Change: A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a table bawling.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1189)

Change:  man before woman?A:Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece."Yeah right, a masterpiece who doesn't know the difference between you're and your.how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?none she can cook in the dark   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 968)

Change: ""What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife"" -a knife she got from the kitchen.What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 949)

Change:  Whose fault is it?The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."Q:Why did God create man before woman?A:Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece."Yeah right, a masterpiece who doesn't know the difference between you're and your.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 909)

Change: i ****** everyones mum who reads this and sucked her ***** like a ice creem Why did God make woman last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do. Why do women get married in white?So they match the kitchen appliances!Why is clinton gonna lose the election?   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 843)

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Change: www.caws.ws, in the girl trouble topics in General Chat. I call it "Plan B." It's known as "Plan B," because I always type up a regular answer, then a spoiler, that above it, says "Plan B." What is Plan B, you ask?*WITH MARDI GRAS BEADS*"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 829)

Change: a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates. What if God's a woman? Not only am   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 815)

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Change: <<Back<< Back to Sexist JokesFemale Sexist Joke ForumSign into this wiki and click EasyEdit to add your favorite female sexist jokes. Yo' mama's not watching, so why not? If you want get your sexist battle on, read sexist jokes about men for inspiration. What's the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 735)