Change: A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a table bawling.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 17)

Change: A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a table bawling.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 7)

Change: Q: why cant ane frank driveA: because shes a woman Want to hear a funny joke? Women's Rights Why can't women drive? Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice. Q:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1516)

Change:  brings itIf your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long What do you call a virgin?UglyAnother answer: a liarWhat is the best way to respond to your wife?Ear plugs   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1502)

Change:  to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings itIf your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long What do you call a virgin?Ugly   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1486)

Change: A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1621)

Change: Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other?Two less mouths that are not talking.How do you know you're truely gay?Because you have the average male sex drive, and expect to satisfy it. Emo men are apparently women's saviors.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2251)

Change: CLICK TO SHOWFAIL WHY WE OWNSITE MEN)(ALLFAILZ! MEN STAY AWAY!)p.s: yourPREVAILZ! allLOL stupidRHYME O_O^^how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?none she can cook in the darkEdit: none, you all are stupid O_OWhat does   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1947)

Change: You think men have it easy? You're dead wrong, they have to work up a sweat to keep taking out the belt and putting it back in again.Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?A: trick question, feminists can't change anything!Q:Why does   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1928)

Change: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead just bought bought a car. Which one drives it first?None, they're all in the kitchen.<< Back to Sexist Jokes Female Sexist Joke ForumSign into this wiki and click EasyEdit to add your favorite female sexist jokes. Yo' mama's not   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1795)