Change: man Ben was setting his friend Anthony up for a blind date with his friend Susan "If she's ugly just pretend to have an asthma attack" said Ben. Anthony went to pick up Susan at her house and was stunned at how gorgeous she was. Then Susan started going "AUUGGHHHH!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 66)

Change: edit: what the F***ing hell! thats a sexist joke about women! Men are farting bastards that look like walrusesA woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children. edit: because they are F***ing creepyWhy do men want to marry virgins?   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 714)

Change: edit: because they not have a man to bring home the bacon.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.A knife she got from the kitchenHow can you tell if a man is happy?the women made the dishes clean!Why   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 817)

Change: Stupid woman. Men aren't fish.A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children. Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism. Why do jocks play on artificial turf?To keep them from grazing. Why do   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 781)

Change: A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to recieve a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 768)

Change: Edit: Because God needs all the women He can get to do His dishes.Q: Why do all men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.Q; Why did God create man before woman?A:Because your always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.Edit: Because   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 981)

Change: A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to recieve a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 519)

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Change: A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 209)

Change: <<Back to Sexist JokesHow many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.How does a man show that he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.What did God say when he created Adam?I   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 112)