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	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Sep 27 2009, 6:53 PM EDT	LarztheSeventh	edit	410 words added
Change: Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions. Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.How can you tell if a man is aroused?He's breathing. How do you save a man from drowning?Take View changes from previous version. (Word count: 945)
	Sep 27 2009, 6:34 PM EDT	LarztheSeventh	edit	212 words added
Change: A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to recieve a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 View changes from previous version. (Word count: 519)
	Sep 22 2009, 5:28 AM EDT	candj_collins	edit	77 words added
Change: Q:What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and yelling your name? A:You aren't holding the pillow long enough.Q:Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A: Because if they all went, it would be hell.Q: Why do View changes from previous version. (Word count: 291)
	May 8 2008, 12:23 PM EDT	Cumming	edit	13 words added
Change: Deleted by eguy May 8 2008, 1:48 PM EDT for: no reason given
	Mar 27 2008, 8:28 PM EDT	soccerfanatic15	edit	1 word added 1 word deleted
Change: crush bolders. He asked for the worlsworlds fastest sports car and a ferrari apperared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 209)
	Mar 27 2008, 8:28 PM EDT	soccerfanatic15	edit	69 words added
Change: A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength View changes from previous version. (Word count: 209)
	Dec 12 2007, 7:34 PM EST	eguy	edit	34 words added 6 words deleted
Change: Add your jokes poking at the male gender and let out some of that angst. Need inspiration? Read the female sexist jokes page, and you'll be rearing for payback.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.How View changes from previous version. (Word count: 140)
	Dec 12 2007, 7:10 PM EST	eguy	edit	4 words added
Change: <<Back to Sexist JokesHow many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.How does a man show that he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.What did God say when he created Adam?I View changes from previous version. (Word count: 112)
	Dec 12 2007, 7:07 PM EST	eguy	edit	88 words added 38 words deleted 2 images deleted
Change: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? What do you call an intelligent man in America? A View changes from previous version. (Word count: 108)
	Dec 12 2007, 7:01 PM EST	eguy	edit	42 words added 2 images added
Change: In the war between the sexes, jokes are inevitable. Add your sexist male or sexist female jokes to this wiki.Which ever sex gets the longest list wins! Sexist Jokes about MenSexist Jokes about Women Q: What did God say when he created Adam?A: I can View changes from previous version. (Word count: 58)
	Dec 12 2007, 6:58 PM EST	eguy	edit	16 words added
Change: Q: What did God say when he created Adam?A: I can do better than this. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 16)
	Dec 12 2007, 6:58 PM EST	eguy	create	No content added or deleted.
Change: Created by eguy Dec 12 2007, 6:58 PM EST for: no reason given

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