
Why were there only 18 letters left in the alphabet? Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.S. chased after him.
Why did the chicken cross the road????
*to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!......nevermind
Why did the
farmer cross the road? *to catch his chicken!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha !!!!......screw u!Why did the cow cross the road???
*because it was the chicken's day off!!! ha ha ha!!!......sweet!