Change: Hey, congratulations to Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, who had her baby. They named the baby Tripp, which is better than the name Sarah Palin suggested. She wanted to call the kid Joe the baby. And it's not just President Bush, today somebody   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4196)

Change: A political organization has filmed a new TV ad thanking Sarah Palin for all she did during the presidential campaign. Yeah. I believe the political organization is called the Democratic Party. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4126)

Change:  Well, according to MSNBC, Sarah Palin could get $7 million when she signs her book deal, $7 million. You know who's really excited about this? Neiman Marcus. When Sarah Palin heard about McCain meeting with Obama, she accused McCain of palling around with terrorists.Well, the National   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4015)

Change: Well, the National Enquirer now says that after campaign staffers blamed her for losing the election, Sarah Palin went on a rampage of yelling and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3970)

Change:  Sarah Palin is finally speaking to reporters. And whoo, not a moment too soon, huh? Last night, she was on Fox News with Greta Van   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3814)

Change:  Did you see this story in Newsweek this week? One of the things they complained about, that when some campaign staffers went up to Sarah   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3491)

Change:  After congratulating President-elect Obama, President Bush called John McCain to commend him on his well-fought campaign. President Bush also phoned Sarah Palin and she said, 'Oh yeah, I'm sure this is the real Bush, I'm not falling for that again.' Well, gosh, only four more   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3279)

Change: It’s a little cold and windy outside, isn’t it today? It’s so cold today that Sarah Palin was putting ChapStick on a pit bull. That's the big story, that Sarah Palin has stopped taking advice from McCain   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3153)

Change: That's the big story, that Sarah Palin has stopped taking advice from McCain and is only looking out for herself. But does that surprise anyone   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3023)

Change:  With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.The biggest newspaper in Alaska, the Anchorage Daily News, says   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2763)