Sarah Palin Jokes by David Letterman - History Page

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	Feb 4 2009, 12:01 PM EST	katia2525	edit	35 words added
Change: Today is Groundhog Day, and I don't know why this stuff always goes haywire in Alaska. Here is what happened. A little bit of trouble. Groundhog comes out of its hole. Sarah Palin shoots it. Did you know this? We have a brand-new View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3476)
	Jan 28 2009, 1:32 PM EST	katia2525	edit	51 words added
Change: Did you know this? We have a brand-new Miss America, Katie Stam, from Indiana. They choose Miss America based on personality, how the young woman View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3440)
	Jan 19 2009, 10:34 AM EST	katia2525	edit	20 words added
Change: But I want to tell you, it's so cold. It's so cold that Sarah Palin shot herself a brand-new coat. Sarah Palin also honored today. She was named 'person of the year' by LensCrafters. And in about an hour, they'll name somebody else. We're talking about View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3387)
	Dec 18 2008, 8:49 PM EST	katia2525	edit	44 words added
Change: Sarah Palin also honored today. She was named 'person of the year' by LensCrafters. And in about an hour, they'll name somebody else. We're talking about Sarah Palin, who has a brand new Christmas album. It's entitled 'I Can See Bethlehem From My House.' Now here's something View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3364)
	Dec 17 2008, 5:03 PM EST	katia2525	edit	54 words added
Change: Now here's something that gives you a pause for thought. Over the weekend, a church that Sarah Palin attended was burned. Somebody set fire to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3317)
	Dec 15 2008, 12:33 PM EST	katia2525	edit	22 words added
Change: Golden Globe nominations out today, and Sarah Palin was nominated for one. Her category is Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential Campaign.You folks excited about the holidays? Remember Sarah Palin? She is so excited about View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3260)
	Dec 12 2008, 4:54 PM EST	katia2525	edit	34 words added
Change: You folks excited about the holidays? Remember Sarah Palin? She is so excited about the holidays she held a press conference today to announce that from her house she can see the North Pole. Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses For Turkey-Gate I guess Sarah Palin is View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3238)
	Nov 28 2008, 2:29 AM EST	katia2525	edit	7 words added 1 widget added
Change: Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses For Turkey-Gate I guess Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, where she pardoned some turkeys for Thanksgiving. So she pardons them and then right behind her, someone kills some turkeys, and it was gruesome. I honestly haven't seen a slaughter like that since November 4. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3204)
	Nov 28 2008, 1:50 AM EST	katia2525	edit	43 words added
Change: I guess Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, where she pardoned some turkeys for Thanksgiving. So she pardons them and then right behind her, someone kills some turkeys, and it was gruesome. I honestly haven't seen a slaughter like that since November 4. A lot of View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3196)
	Nov 28 2008, 1:32 AM EST	katia2525	edit	37 words added
Change: A lot of people have forgotten about President Bush, but this transitional period is a busy time for President Bush as well. He's busy granting pardons. Today, he pardoned Sarah Palin for her interview with Katie Couric. How about Sarah Palin? What a gal! View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3152)
	Nov 25 2008, 12:36 PM EST	katia2525	edit	91 words added
Change: Thanksgiving, just around the corner. And you can tell it's Thanksgiving 'cause I turn on the TV this morning, there's 'The Rachael Ray Show.' You watch 'The Rachael Ray Show.' And, by God, there's Sarah Palin stuffin' a moose. Is it chilly outside today? I'm View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3114)
	Nov 20 2008, 7:03 PM EST	katia2525	edit	26 words added
Change: Is it chilly outside today? I'm telling you, coming to work today, it was so cold, I was shaking like Sarah Palin taking a geography test. Cold here in New York City today, so cold that Sarah Palin spent $150,000 on mittens. How about that Sarah View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3019)
	Nov 19 2008, 4:02 PM EST	katia2525	edit	91 words added
Change: How about that Sarah Palin? A lot of people said, what will happen to her when she goes back to being the governor of Alaska? Don't worry: book deal, $7 million. She got it through a guy named Joe the Publisher. And they said, well, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2992)
	Nov 14 2008, 5:53 PM EST	katia2525	edit	27 words added
Change: But Sarah Palin is trying to be bipartisan. She said she actually wants to help Barack Obama. And I said, 'Well, hasn't she helped him enough already?Anybody see Sarah Palin on the 'Today' show a couple of days View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2898)
	Nov 13 2008, 6:42 PM EST	katia2525	edit	32 words added
Change: Anybody see Sarah Palin on the 'Today' show a couple of days ago, cooking? And people say, 'Well, can she cook?' Of course she can cook. After all, she cooked McCain’s goose. But now we see some bitterness. We see some View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2870)
	Nov 12 2008, 8:37 PM EST	katia2525	edit	51 words added
Change: But now we see some bitterness. We see some back biting, and Sarah Palin is saying that the reason they lost the election is the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2837)
	Nov 10 2008, 7:57 PM EST	katia2525	edit	50 words added
Change: Do you folks miss the campaign a little bit? Here's what I miss. I miss the sexy robo calls from Sarah Palin, that's really what I miss. By the way, don't worry about Sarah Palin, she's already back to selling Mary Kay products, so she's going to to be fine. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2784)
	Nov 7 2008, 3:56 PM EST	katia2525	edit	36 words added
Change: This is fun, because Republican campaign insiders are now spilling their guts about Sarah Palin. Apparently she's not taken the defeat well. And it must be true because today before shooting a moose, she pistol-whipped it.Top Ten New Revelations about Sarah Palin Sarah Palin is View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2729)
	Nov 7 2008, 2:08 PM EST	katia2525	edit	7 words added 1 widget added
Change: Top Ten New Revelations about Sarah Palin Sarah Palin is going to celebrate the end of the campaign. She charged one last $1500 blouse to the campaign. So, got that out of the way. People all over the world are celebrating Barack View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2691)
	Nov 6 2008, 8:01 PM EST	katia2525	edit	97 words added
Change: Sarah Palin is going to celebrate the end of the campaign. She charged one last $1500 blouse to the campaign. So, got that out of the way. People all over the world are celebrating Barack Obama’s victory. In fact, Sarah Palin watched the Russians celebrating from her house. How View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2684)