Sarah Palin Jokes by Conan O'Brien - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Nov 28 2008, 1:26 AM EST	katia2525	edit	43 words added
Change: Earlier today, John McCain was in the news. John McCain gave his first press conference since the election. And he said, 'For a lot of people, Sarah Palin was an energizing factor during the campaign.' Unfortunately for McCain, those people are called Democrats. Officials in Missouri have View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1771)
	Nov 21 2008, 6:49 PM EST	katia2525	edit	32 words added
Change: Officials in Missouri have finally finished counting the presidential ballots, and they say that John McCain won that state. As a result, Sarah Palin now thinks she's the Vice President of Missouri.This week, John McCain met with his advisers to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1728)
	Nov 20 2008, 7:24 PM EST	katia2525	edit	29 words added
Change: to the Senate. Yeah. Apparently, McCain's new campaign slogan is, 'Now 100 percent Sarah Palin-free.' President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you see that? They got together. ... And View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1695)
	Nov 19 2008, 4:21 PM EST	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you see that? They got together. ... And both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin. This is true, according to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1664)
	Nov 11 2008, 6:46 PM EST	katia2525	edit	45 words added
Change: This is true, according to a new report, I was reading this today in the paper, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. That's true. Yeah, after hearing this, Sarah Palin told Bristol, 'Don't even think about it.' Now, yesterday, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1625)
	Nov 7 2008, 4:01 PM EST	katia2525	edit	114 words added
Change: Now, speaking of Sarah Palin, all this stuff's coming out in the news today. Sources from the McCain campaign are starting to talk. And they View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1578)
	Nov 6 2008, 8:23 PM EST	katia2525	edit	37 words added
Change: A lot of speculation about Sarah Palin's future, but last night, she denied rumors that she's getting ready to run for president in 2012. Palin said, 'That’s a long time away. I’ll be a great-grandmother by then.' I can't believe this happened. Over View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1462)
	Nov 5 2008, 4:55 PM EST	katia2525	edit	58 words added
Change: I can't believe this happened. Over the weekend, a comedian, I guess on the radio, tricked Sarah Palin into getting on the phone by pretending View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1420)
	Oct 29 2008, 2:06 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	28 words added
Change: Alaska's largest newspaper has endorsed Barack Obama despite the fact that their governor is Sarah Palin. Luckily for Palin, it's one of the 500 newspapers she doesn't read. Sarah Palin remains very popular. ... Many people in the country View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1361)
	Oct 21 2008, 11:05 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	67 words added
Change: Sarah Palin remains very popular. ... Many people in the country are very excited about her. In fact, this week in Tennessee, a man named View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1330)
	Oct 16 2008, 10:40 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	51 words added
Change: Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter, is back in the news. He gave an interview in which he says that at first, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1264)
	Oct 15 2008, 10:47 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	1 word added 2 words deleted
Change: question.question. Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box. In a recent speech, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1211)
	Oct 15 2008, 10:47 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: Newsweek magazine's being criticized, because last week's cover featured a very unflattering picture of Sarah Palin. Yeah, Palin says it's the worst thing the press has done to her since the time they made her answer a question. Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1211)
	Oct 13 2008, 1:15 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	38 words added
Change: Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box. In a recent speech, Sarah Palin View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1170)
	Oct 9 2008, 4:45 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	28 words added
Change: In a recent speech, Sarah Palin referred to Afghanistan as 'our neighboring country.' Yeah, yeah. Then she promised to find Osama bin Laden in the mountains of Toronto. Now, of course, everyone's still talking about Sarah Palin's interview with View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1131)
	Oct 3 2008, 6:50 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: Now, of course, everyone's still talking about Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric, where Palin was unable to answer a question about the Supreme Court. Yeah, apparently, Palin thought the Supreme Court was a regular court with extra cheese.It's been reported that John McCain View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1103)
	Oct 2 2008, 5:42 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	74 words added
Change: Speaking of Sarah Palin, I don't know if you saw this, but last night during an interview on CBS, Sarah Palin said, this is a quote, 'One of my best friends is a lesbian and I love her dearly.' Yeah, after hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'Prove it.'Critics View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1062)
	Oct 1 2008, 1:17 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	66 words added
Change: Hugh Hefner is entering the fray. Hugh Hefner has asked Sarah Palin to pose nude for Playboy magazine. Yeah, and Palin said she'd agree to pose for Playboy as long as there's no interview.Now the political season is affecting Halloween. It's View changes from previous version. (Word count: 986)
	Sep 29 2008, 11:38 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	60 words added
Change: Now the political season is affecting Halloween. It's even affecting Halloween in this country. Just read this, one of the most popular Halloween masks this View changes from previous version. (Word count: 916)
	Sep 29 2008, 1:43 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	40 words added
Change: Of course, everyone still talking about Sarah Palin. A Florida congressman has sparked a big controversy by saying Sarah Palin doesn't care about Jews or black people. Yeah. Palin insists that's not true, and says Alaska has one of each. Sarah Palin was in New View changes from previous version. (Word count: 854)