Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

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	Jun 27 2010, 4:01 PM EDT	unique123456789	the page was destroyed before. i started to fix it	edit	1043 words added 17 words deleted
Change: My wife isn’t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the license plate.” Last night my View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1089)
	Sep 22 2009, 10:51 AM EDT	huopoio	FAT GIRLS	edit	18 words added 611 words deleted 1 image deleted 2 widgets added 2 widgets deleted
Change: I saw my doctor last week, I told him, "Doctor, every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?!" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."I went to the psychiatrist, and View changes from previous version. (Word count: 32)
	Aug 12 2008, 5:44 PM EDT	The-Joker		edit	22 words added
Change: Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.I tell ya, my wife and I, we never have sex. We get undressed, we can't stop laughing.It's great to have a View changes from previous version. (Word count: 643)
	Aug 5 2008, 3:11 PM EDT	The-Joker		edit	349 words added 7 words deleted
Change: I saw my doctor last week, I told him, "Doctor, every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What's wrong with me?!" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."I went to the psychiatrist, and View changes from previous version. (Word count: 621)
	Aug 5 2008, 12:49 PM EDT	The-Joker	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from Best Rodney Dangerfield Jokes by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 12:49 PM EDT for: Rename
	Apr 18 2007, 8:18 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	3 words added
Change: My wife is Born November 22, 1921, in New York; died October 5, 2004. Dangerfield is best known for the line, "I can't get no respect!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Dangerfield jokes. New jokes go on top.I tell you, I got no View changes from previous version. (Word count: 268)
	Apr 6 2007, 8:50 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	20 words added
Change: I tell you, I got no respect, even as a kid: we'd play hide-and-seek, and nobody would look for me.I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.I View changes from previous version. (Word count: 265)
	Feb 5 2007, 9:50 PM EST	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	18 words added
Change: I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at View changes from previous version. (Word count: 242)
	Oct 24 2006, 3:05 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	16 words added
Change: It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at the front door. He doesn't want to go out. He wants me to leave.I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 224)
	Oct 19 2006, 10:21 PM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	25 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at the front door. He doesn't want to go out. He wants me to leave.I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. I went to the psychiatrist, and View changes from previous version. (Word count: 206)
	Sep 7 2006, 1:00 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	12 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me from her hotel room.Back to SchoolRappin' RodneyAdd your Rodney Dangerfield YouTube clips here. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 180)
	Jul 1 2006, 5:14 PM EDT	emodHst		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 168)
	Jul 1 2006, 5:13 PM EDT	emodHst	corrected typo	edit	1 word added 1 word deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: came home!"I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me formfrom her hotel room. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 168)
	Jul 1 2006, 4:10 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 168)
	Jul 1 2006, 4:09 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	17 words added
Change: "You came home!"I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me form her hotel room. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 168)
	Jun 22 2006, 10:19 PM EDT	emodHst	removed nonsense	edit	1 word deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: I saw a naked jogger running out of my house. I asked, "Why are you running?" He said, "You came home!"I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"asdf View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)
	Jun 22 2006, 9:39 PM EDT	Anonymous	fdsa	edit	1 word added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: I saw a naked jogger running out of my house. I asked, "Why are you running?" He said, "You came home!"I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"asdf View changes from previous version. (Word count: 152)
	Jun 20 2006, 1:10 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 151)
	Jun 20 2006, 1:02 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves		edit	8 words added 8 words deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Dangerfield jokes.I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. I went to the psychiatrist, and he says, "You're crazy. " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, “Okay, you're ugly too!" I was View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)
	Jun 19 2006, 8:01 PM EDT	Anonymous	Just changed some formatting. The last joke on the page was placed below the "Click EasyEdit to add..." line.	edit	8 words added 8 words deleted
Change: "You came home!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Dangerfield jokes.I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Dangerfield jokes. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)

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