Change: It was a great day for us here at the show but not a great day for Batman, or as he's known in real life,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 871)

Change: Man, you could not watch television today without seeing Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who is saying all these crazy things about himself. Blagojevich did all   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 740)

Change: You folks know about this Rod Blagojevich, the governor from Illinois? Well, they're trying to get him out of there because he's a crook. And   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1203)

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Change: Big snowstorm has hit the northeast, and President Obama actually said this. He said that people in Washington can't handle harsh winter weather like people in Chicago. But, to be fair, Chicago is shielded from the snow and ice by the protective dome of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's hair.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2031)

Change:  Things are really looking bad for Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Political experts are wondering what his future will hold. But on the bright side for Blagojevich, he has been offered a job as the 'before' picture at Supercuts.Man, you could not watch television   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1906)

Change: Cold everywhere. Listen how cold it is. It is so cold out in Illinois, the state of Illinois impeached Al Roker.You folks know about this Rod Blagojevich, the governor from Illinois? Well, they're trying to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1673)

Change:  It's a great day for America, everybody, but it is a bad day for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, whose impeachment began today. It turns out that Blagojevich said he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the Senate. That's ridiculous! Oprah's way too   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1503)

Change:  Cold outside. Lousy cold. Here is how cold it was. It was so cold today that Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts screwed up while ordering chowder. It was so cold, that thing on Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's head went into hibernation. By the way, today,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1386)

Change: Scumdog Million Hairs: The Impeachment Trial What You Braggin' About, Burris? Scumdog Million-Hairs A Telling Blagojevich Interview Blagojevich's Political Drama is a Human Soap Opera Rod Blagojevich is a Jagoff (D-IL) Weed Stephen Colbert on Rod BlagojevichWill the Senate let him in or   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1311)