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David Letterman on Rod Blagojevich | Jay Leno on Rod Blagojevich | Conan O'Brien on Rod Blagojevich | Barack Obama Jokes | Jokes about Democrats | Jokes about the Election | Political Jokes | Jokes about the Economy
Here are some f***ing golden jokes about Rod Blagojevich. But you didn't think we would just give this f*** valuable page away for nothing, did you?
Click EasyEdit to add your own jokes about the Illinois Governor that tried to sell a seat on the Senate to the highest bidder.
Prosecutors said Tuesday there is no evidence that Barack Obama was involved in the Blagojevich scandal. Or, as Fox News reported it, 'Is Barack Obama involved in the Blagojevich scandal?'
On Friday the Illinois house voted 114 to 1 to impeach Governor Rod Blagojevich on charges that he tried to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat. His sole dissenting vote was cast by first term Representative Smod Smagojevich.
It's a bad day for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. The state senate kicked him out. So today, Blagojevich did what any smart criminal in Illinois would do. He asked Oprah for a pardon.
It's a great day for America, everybody, but it is a bad day for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, whose impeachment began today. It turns out that Blagojevich said he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the Senate. That's ridiculous! Oprah's way too powerful to waste her time in the Senate, although she has enough money to buy the seat.
It is not all bad news for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, because today is his birthday. If you want to get Blagojevich a present, you can't go wrong with a good lawyer.
Blagojevich showed that a high-ranking politician in the United States can be disgraced without hookers or gay sex in a public bathroom and I think that's refreshing, right?
lI'm honored to have been appointed the new junior senator from the state of Illinois. Thank you very much. Funny thing is, I'm still writing 2008 on the checks I sent to Governor Blagojevich.
Now, perhaps the toughest thing for Governor Blagojevich is that today, December 10, is his birthday. ... First, indicted Senator Ted Stevens loses the Alaska election recount on his birthday. And now this. In fact, Hallmark has come up with a new category of cards birthdays/federal indictments. I've got one right here. 'Hey, you're not over the hill, you're in federal custody!' Big sellers.
Here are some f***ing golden jokes about Rod Blagojevich. But you didn't think we would just give this f*** valuable page away for nothing, did you?
Click EasyEdit to add your own jokes about the Illinois Governor that tried to sell a seat on the Senate to the highest bidder.
Rod Blagojevich fights back. His statement can be seen here or below.
Amy Poehler on Rod Blagojevich
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday for trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat. When agents arrived at his house, Blagojevich asked for five minutes to pack up his things, and eight hours to brush his hair.Prosecutors said Tuesday there is no evidence that Barack Obama was involved in the Blagojevich scandal. Or, as Fox News reported it, 'Is Barack Obama involved in the Blagojevich scandal?'
Seth Meyers on Rod Blagojevich
The Illinois State Legislature on Thursday voted unanimously to remove Governor Rod Blagojevich from office and barred him from ever holding public office in the state again. When informed of his impeachment, Blagojevich was so stunned his hair stood on end, killing six people in the office above.On Friday the Illinois house voted 114 to 1 to impeach Governor Rod Blagojevich on charges that he tried to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat. His sole dissenting vote was cast by first term Representative Smod Smagojevich.
SNL - Gov. Blagojevich would like to set the record straight
SNL's Rachel Maddow welcomes Roland Burris and Gov. Blago
SNL's Weekend Update: Really!?! With Seth and Amy - Rod Blagojevich
Craig Ferguson on Rod Blagojevich
It was a great day for us here at the show but not a great day for Batman, or as he's known in real life, actor Christian Bale. Bale was all over the Internet today. Have you heard that tape? We can't play it for you, because some of the language is not appropriate for TV. Almost everyone who's heard this tape says it's offensive, but former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich disagreed, calling it 'amateur,' and 'not cussy enough.'It's a bad day for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. The state senate kicked him out. So today, Blagojevich did what any smart criminal in Illinois would do. He asked Oprah for a pardon.
It's a great day for America, everybody, but it is a bad day for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, whose impeachment began today. It turns out that Blagojevich said he had considered Oprah Winfrey for the Senate. That's ridiculous! Oprah's way too powerful to waste her time in the Senate, although she has enough money to buy the seat.
It is not all bad news for Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, because today is his birthday. If you want to get Blagojevich a present, you can't go wrong with a good lawyer.
Jimmy Kimmel on Rod Blagojevich
The state Senate in Illinois stayed in session today to finish the impeachment trial of Governor Rod Blagojevich, who decided to show up today. He spoke for 47 minutes before they were able to nab him with a butterfly net and some Aqua Net.Blagojevich showed that a high-ranking politician in the United States can be disgraced without hookers or gay sex in a public bathroom and I think that's refreshing, right?
lI'm honored to have been appointed the new junior senator from the state of Illinois. Thank you very much. Funny thing is, I'm still writing 2008 on the checks I sent to Governor Blagojevich.
Jon Stewart on Rod Blagojevich
Scumdog Million Hairs: The Impeachment Trial | Scumdog Million-Hairs - Geraldo Interview |
| What You Braggin' About, Burris? | Scumdog Million-Hairs |
| A Telling Blagojevich Interview | Blagojevich's Political Drama is a Human Soap Opera |
| Rod Blagojevich is a Jagoff | (D-IL) Weed |
Stephen Colbert on Rod Blagojevich
Will the Senate let him in or keep him out? It's had everyone on the edge of their seat, except Roland Burris, who has no seat. Now many say the reason Mr. Burris was denied his Senate seat is because he was appointed by suspected politician and lego hair model Rod Blagojevich. But, we all know the real reason Mr. Burris was shut out: Racism. Democrats want to keep the Senate an all white club. Well, yesterday Harry Reid pulled a 180 and it looks like Burris will be seated after all. And we all know why: Racism. Democrats want to have the only black Senator to themselves.Now, perhaps the toughest thing for Governor Blagojevich is that today, December 10, is his birthday. ... First, indicted Senator Ted Stevens loses the Alaska election recount on his birthday. And now this. In fact, Hallmark has come up with a new category of cards birthdays/federal indictments. I've got one right here. 'Hey, you're not over the hill, you're in federal custody!' Big sellers.
Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment | Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris |
| Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested | Rod Blagojevich's Birthday |
