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Change: My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of
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Change: Renamed from Best Rita Rudner Jokes by Aug 5 2008, 12:49 PM EDT for: Rename
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Change: As you get older, the birthday cards you receive get meaner. The closer the person is to you, it seems the meaner they are. Last year I received a card with a rotting corpse on the front and inside it read,"At least she can still attract flys!" Love Mom.After
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Change: put off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.
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Change: After you've dated someone, it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.I was asking my friend who has children, "What if I have
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Change: I was asking my friend who has children, "What if I have a baby and I dedicate my life to it and it grows up to hate me? And it blames everything wrong with its life on me?" And she said, "What do you mean, 'If'?"Waiters and
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Change: off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours.hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.
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Change: off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours.hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.
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Change: put off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.
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Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details.
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Change: Born September 17, 1956, Rudner got her start on The Tonight Show.Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they'd say, "Thank
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Change: Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they'd say, "Thank you." That graduated into "Have a
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Change: Created by Apr 26 2006, 2:35 PM EDT for: no reason given
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