Change:  My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 327)

Change: As you get older, the birthday cards you receive get meaner. The closer the person is to you, it seems the meaner they are. Last year I received a card with a rotting corpse on the front and inside it read,"At least she can still attract flys!" Love Mom.After   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 230)

Change: After you've dated someone, it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.I was asking my friend who has children, "What if I have   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 187)

Change: off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours.hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 112)

Change: put off that mammogram."I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Rudnerisms.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 112)

Change: Born September 17, 1956, Rudner got her start on The Tonight Show.Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they'd say, "Thank   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 105)

Change: Created by TheRiddler Apr 26 2006, 2:35 PM EDT for: no reason given