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Richard Pryor Jokes I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking in my car driving 90.

How do you "accidentally" shoot a ni**er in the chest six times? "Well, my gun fell and just went crazy!"

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass upquick! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks likefire!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes — though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I couldn't stop. I put the pipe down. It jumped back in my hand.

I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie.Arizona State Penitentiary, population 90 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona. They have to bus motherf***ers in!

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any ni**ers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

There are only two pieces of pu**y you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

F***in' is good for you, Jack. Gettin' some pu**y beats having a war.

Freebase? What's free about it?!

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right.

I went to the White House, met the president. We in trouble.