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Jul 19 2009, 9:35 PM EDT by
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Jesus, the so called Savior of the world, but a bitch in my opinion. Can one man really, die for the world. Was he really that holy? Come on people,.... one man's life, compared to all of the sin that exists in the world. And can you believe that Jesus is suppose to be the Savior that knows everything. Why did he put the first humans of our existence into a garden that also had the tree that would destroy humanity's innocent? It was the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil. NOW, HAS it EVER occurred to anybody that if God made that fruit for HIMSELF....HOW THE HELL CAN HE EAT IT?!....HE'S A SPIRIT----------- PEOPLE.......So being full of wisdom, there was no purpose of that tree being made...It shows that God is not that bright....nor Jesus , B-cause he was there, but his ignorant ass said nothing....Just think about people. Jamie Hawkins, signing out....
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Jul 19 2009, 9:35 PM EDT
Jesus Christ is an ignorant bitch, and he is very stupid. He is dumb in the fact that he has no understanding, and he is the bitch that has the most mockery of all fools. He is the most ignorant bitch that I have ever seen, and he mother should have aborted the ill shit when he was in the womb. What type of person can be more stupid that that ugly filthy bitch, because no one can actually stoop that low? Pray for him, because when bitches get that stupid, they need help, so let us bow to a fool, because the bitch is the most unwanted brain in this society. If you ever wanted a stupid bitch to pick at, just look up north, and see that bitch and fool on the right side of his father
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Jul 16 2008, 11:34 PM EDT by
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Yo dis aint funnay to pplz who r christain,
LIKE ME!
Yo pplz dat ruuuuude
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Jesus the stupid bitch bastard crucified fig tree cursing BITCH....
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Sep 11 2007, 7:25 PM EDT by
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Well, I personally feel that Christ is not Christ, and God is not God.
I feel that there is something here worth examining.
If God is God, then how are we stuck in the situation that we are in
I laugh at it, because it is the truth about God
He is when he wants to be, but he is not, because God should have show Christ that it would be like this. I look at Christ, because he knows nothing, just a puppet that was killed, and knocked off the earth... Like a seed that was forth on the ground, he beard no fruit, but many deaths, There have been many deaths because of Christianity, which was started by Christ. He alone killed millions. I also think that
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God's lack of knowledge.....
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Jul 6 2007, 8:15 AM EDT by
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Athena versus Jehovah....
Okay, this is about the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Why would God put a tree that basically would destroy humanity's innocence and purity forever. Was God on some type of substance or something. Athena would never put a tree in the garden that would ruin humanity. She would bring forth fruity of goodness, instead of wasting time planting an evil tree. I think that God was stupid as hell, but he's a God, so what he thought is his business, the tree was not a bright idea, but hey.....
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Man's best fried....
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Jun 30 2007, 9:57 AM EDT by
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What's the difference between Christ and a dog?
THE DOG IS MORE FRIENDLIER.....!
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What constantly moves back and forth?
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Jun 29 2007, 9:11 PM EDT by
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What constantly moves back and forth?
Jesus making himself comfortable on the CROSS....
----I need some vinegar.... And some chips...
What's that noise in your basement ?
Nails flying to Jesus like a magnet....
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Meet Christ....My Bastard Jewish Accountant
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Jun 29 2007, 8:46 PM EDT by
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The holy savior.....LITERALLY.....He could not make it tonight....He drowned while trying to travel from the Pacific to America....WE give our best to the bitch that had no life.
Thanks bitch... For you pathetic ransom.... Well....the world says thanks. But I saw fuck his suicidal attempt.... The dumb bitch knew that they were going to kill him.... And he gave himself up. So in my book he killed himself....
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Meet Christ....My Bastard Jewish Accountant
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Jun 29 2007, 8:39 PM EDT by
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Sunken Christ.
The bastard bitch, no-good, ignorant ass, dumb motherfucker, with no life....
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Meet Christ....My Bastard Jewish Accountant
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Jun 29 2007, 8:33 PM EDT by
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A man with no life.... Traveling basically the world to preach about nothing that we need to know about........A bitch, really....wasting our lives with bull shit like worshipping, but the bitch is a feces eater, and a stupid ass Jew locust eating, son as a slutty bitch,...
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Meet Christ....My Bastard Jewish Accountant
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Jun 29 2007, 8:27 PM EDT by
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The holes in his hands, and the ones in his feet. Meet the bitch of the world, Jesus. The bitch knows everything, but he could not get a life, and do something better with his time. A dumb bitch, trifling Jew, stupid as fuck....a worthless soul
I can fix the holes in your hand....Put you big ass mouth in your hands....Teehee...Christ is stupid ass bitch to me, and I will call him that when I see Him in Heaven....
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Meet Christ....My Bastard Jewish Accountant
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Jun 29 2007, 8:22 PM EDT by
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Dumb Jews like Christ are a shame to the human race. Christ is a bitch, and a dumb ass Jew. The only thing he is good for is doing my taxes....
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Christ....the truth about the bitch
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Jun 29 2007, 8:20 PM EDT by
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Christ is dumb bitch with no life America. And the bitch has no manners. I mean that fucking idiot has no life. He spends time doing nothing, and his bitch ass is annoying. Please take this bitch home with you, and you will see his behavior patterns. He is one bitch....a stupid bitch, a dumb bitch....he learned it from his mother, because she taught him how to be a bitch....
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Don't talk about my Jesus
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Jun 28 2007, 9:09 PM EDT by
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Don't be posting no stuff about my Jesus in here....
That bitch is mine target for today's session....
The dummy in heaven right now walking around with holes in his hand in feet. The bitch decided to walk across the waters, and sunk in.....HELLPPPP.....I can't swim.....
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I AM FOR JESUS
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Jun 28 2007, 8:53 PM EDT by
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hello
I just love Jesus, the name sounds like the essence of purified dog manure
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It's totally dedicated to Christ....
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Jun 28 2007, 8:48 PM EDT by
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The bitch is back, it's Christ....!
The stupid bitch that fought off the rabbit in Kill Bunny is back....Now with holes in his hands, and feet, but he's back....!
Go bastard Christ power....!
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God's turn
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Jun 28 2007, 6:09 PM EDT by
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I s God dumb or what America? The bitch puts a tree in the Garden, yes, I will milk this bitch dry, but the suppose to be all knowing bitch here, is stupid enough to put a tree in the middle of the Garden, does anybody see the joke here! How can he eat the damn thing people?!
If God made something in our world it is only touched by us, so if the bitch made a tree in the world with Adam and Eve, the stupid ass bitch, with all the time in the world, on his hands. You know, God is a bitch!
Tell him I said it....That bitch is a father of a bastard that has a tree stuck up his ass. The dumb fuckers, the both of them----- CRUCIFY THE BITCH CHRIST....But that's already been done...Ooooo!
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The Illegal Immigrant....Tarry till Longer....!
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Jun 27 2007, 10:34 PM EDT by
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Thank you all for joining this forum on Christ tonight. I wanted to talk about aliens, I mean illegal aliens. The bitch Christ is a illegal alien. I saw the bitch yesterday, in my house, eating up the damn doritos. I told the bitch that I need him to pay me first, last, and security. He throws a pot of gold and silver at my feet. I said bitch I do not accept denarlis. [[That's the currency during his time]] I need the dollar=dollar bills y'all. The bitch replies....let me tarry here. I said........IF YOU HAD TEN DOLLARS....lol
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Jesus....the bitch ass shitty ignorant assinine stupid fool....
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Jun 27 2007, 10:28 PM EDT by
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Jesus is dumb ass bitch, but clever. He is suppose to make up for mankind's sin, by killing himself. You know that Christ was shitty, and ate mess, from his camel, which he call Lurew. He rides the donkey that takes him to town, falls off, and curses the damn donkey. The donkey speaks, and says....Shit, you're Christ, you walk your own ass to Nazareth....
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Jesus Bitching on the cross
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Jun 2 2007, 2:01 PM EDT by
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That bitch Jesus died on a cross right....? Did it ever occure to the bitch's mind to use his power to heal his own wounds.....?
How stupid can the bitch be?!
A DUMB BITCH....I TELL LYOU....
SO DUMB THAT PLASTIC SURGEONS WOULD REMODEL HIS FACE JUST TO MAKE HIM LOOK BETTER....
Stupid ass bitch....your mother so slutty that she was disowned by her own husband....to give life to that Bastard Christ....
How can he preach to us at all about marrige when he is a child born or an unwedded union....the bitch need to sit his ass down and learn some class....
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Jun 2 2007, 2:01 PM EDT
Jesus Christ was a anarchist,who taught people to govern themselves ,help one another provide for each others needs without the need of church and state.
And the church and state afraid of such a movement that would give people Freedom and liberty.
Had him crucified.
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God and Jesus are stupid bitches....
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May 31 2007, 6:47 PM EDT by
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I think that God and Jesus are stupid bitches that deserve HELL. The two bitches can't even understand English...
Jesus mother is a BITCH...I guess thatt how is seems to be so familiar with what bitches are because his mom is one....And that is where he learned it from....lol
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