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I come quickly....in all ways....I am Christ....the bastard of Mary and God...Jesus Sucks and his father is an Ignorant AssA bitch is what you see in this picture....God is a stupid Gay ass bitch. I think that he has no life. And all the extra time on his hands. It kills lme, his level of understanding. I asked him please don't take the trash outside, and the mutt took it outside. I said please don't sit there, and the mutt sit there....I think that the bitch Jehovah, can't UNDERDSTAND ENGLISH....So IF YOU PRAYING TO THE BITCH..... please understand that you prayers won't be answered correctly.... I am just giving you a warning on the bitch and his attitude.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jehovah a bitch with no life.....--I remember that I saw the bitch on the corner selling his body for cash. I said how much for a go..... $0.02 1/2 for a peep show.... Bitch you are more than that aren't you....Guess not.....----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It's the bitch of the month.....Wake up, wake up, it's the bitch of the month....Get up, Get up, the HOLY BITCH OF THE MONTH....iT'S NONE OTHER THAN JEHOVAH....I'M God...I have no brain....I wasn't in line, when they were passing them out....But I suck dick like a shaolin monk....I got so much time on my hands...I got nothing to do......My hair is a mess....I have not wash in 4000,000 years....My ass stanks....The angels left because God was an dirty shitty bastard....That shitty eating pussy doumb ass bastard of a patheitic ass God....Christ is a fucking bitch....that is dumb ass hell. I think that the bitch needs to be taught appropriate English. His Hebrew tongue is not working for us Americans. He should be crucified a second time for not learning how to speak in a way everybody can understand. The bitch so dumb....his own miracles couldn't even save him. How can he save the world, when he could not even save himself from his own death. What fool would sit there, and get beat up on purpose? Insanity is what Christ had to deal with. Being born of a bitch, and living in poverty ever since his birth. Poor Jesus, the bitch was nothing of importance. And his mother the whorish bitch, is pathetic at parenting. She could not even keep up with Baby Jesus. I am surprise that the bitch, Christ, ran away from home....------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Did you know that if Christ was truely innocent, and speaking to the people wth love, that the people would have responded differently. That bitch always thought that he was better, and that is what made other people hate him. And in the end, it led to the poor bastard's death.....Such a shame for the bastard that is suppose to be king. I think that the appropriate title should be Bloody Jesus. Say his name 3 times, and he appears with holes in his hands, and feet.... Holy Holy is the Lord.....Literally..... lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The poor mis-educated, wood plucking, bastard child, of Mary the bitch.... Crucified on the day he thought that he was Lord. I think that Family Guy shows how America mostly feels. Christ is a bitch, and nothing can change that! ----------------------------------------------------------------------Please if you want to see mockery of the bastard child.....The bitch ass Jewish freak of nature......The go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZQfAYfH7s----The site contains all the jokes about CHRIST that was mentioned on Family Guy.......So please do me a favor.......Laugh at the BITCH for me too...... ----Thank you......Family Guy......!------------------------------------------------------------------------Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?---Cause he was still stuck on the cross......Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?----Cause his hands had holes in them.....Thus reducing his strength.....-----------------------------------------------------------------------A party can't be any funny even if Jesus himself was there.........Christ: FOR MY NEXT TRICK.....I AM GOING TO TURN WATER INTO FUNK........-----------------------------------------------------------------------