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you might be a redneck if your buddies said puttin kc lights on there ride and show up drivin a compact car
| The redneck dog's neck was so red, another redneck asked why its neck was red | what does a redneck grl say after losing her virginity? get off dad, yor crushing my marlboros! |
| A redneck dog was so dumb that it thought he was a Read Neck Dog so he read his neck. | You might be a redneck if you drive someone to the hospital, driving an U-haul truck. |
| The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake! | You might be a redneck if you shot a game of pool, using the crutch that you hobble on. |
| A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding. | red necks are so stupid they look at you and say woww your tan |
- you might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same mother in-law.
- you might be a redneck if your house needs front wheel alignment.
- you might be a redneck if by "loaded dishwasher" you mean your wife's drunk.
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| ShaneFoncannon | small town humor | 2 | Mar 21 2011, 11:09 PM EDT by anyuta34i | ||
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Thread started: Feb 28 2011, 11:12 PM EST
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tou might be a redneck if your buddy was boastin about puttin kc lights on his new ride aaand he shows up in a compact car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| ShaneFoncannon | TRUE STORIES OF SMALL TOWN HUMOR | 1 | Mar 2 2011, 1:02 AM EST by leodown1 | ||
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Thread started: Feb 28 2011, 11:20 PM EST
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES THINK GETTIN PULLED OVER BY THE COPS MEANS BEING PULLED DOWN MAIN STREET 45 MILE AN HOUR IN YOUR DAUGHTERS BABIE CAR......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| brookuschookus | Redder than a red-neck. | 0 | Feb 24 2009, 11:22 PM EST by brookuschookus | ||
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Thread started: Feb 24 2009, 11:22 PM EST
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In oka-land [Oz] ...."Australia"....We call em yobbo's. My yobbo joke is....
1 yobbo plus 2 yobbos divided by 4 yobbos to the power of 16 yobbos squared is how many yobbos? 1,000,000 decibels of V8 power plus 200 cans of UDL divided by 40 headbutting football fans to the power of 16 high speed police chases through the suburbs [squared]. That is the answer! |
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