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The redneck dog's neck was so red, another redneck asked why its neck was red	what does a redneck grl say after losing her virginity? get off dad, yor crushing my marlboros!
A redneck dog was so dumb that it thought he was a Read Neck Dog so he read his neck.	You might be a redneck if you drive someone to the hospital, driving an U-haul truck.
The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake!	You might be a redneck if you shot a game of pool, using the crutch that you hobble on.
A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding.	red necks are so stupid they look at you and say woww your tan

you might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same mother in-law.
you might be a redneck if your house needs front wheel alignment.
you might be a redneck if by "loaded dishwasher" you mean your wife's drunk.