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| The redneck dog's neck was so red, another redneck asked why its neck was bleeding. | |
| A redneck dog was so dumb that it thought he was a Read Neck Dog so he read his neck. | |
| The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake! | |
| A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding. |