Change:  an earthquake! You might be a redneck if you shot a game of pool, using a crutch that you hobble on. A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 136)

Change:  Dog so he read his neck. The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake! A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 83)

Change: my sink," the clerk says, "Go ahead." (Unknown)What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?A full set of teeth.you know your a redneck when you stare at an orange juice carton cuz it says made from concentrate   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 232)

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Change: How do you know toothbrushes were invented by a redneck?Anyone else would have called them teethbrushes.Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 213)

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Change: gradeYougradeYou might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HA Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules. I worked some   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1065)

Change: you might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HA Why don't they teach drivers ed.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1047)

Change:  You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HAWhy don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules. I worked some gigs   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1000)

Change: Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 163)