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	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	May 26 2009, 7:37 PM EDT	DarkStone85		edit	73 words added 4 words deleted
Change: Dog so he read his neck. The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake! A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 83)
	Apr 20 2009, 3:34 PM EDT	TedNShow		edit	4 words added 225 words deleted 2 images deleted
Change: Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 13)
	Apr 15 2009, 4:29 PM EDT	jessicaandmeghann		edit	19 words added
Change: my sink," the clerk says, "Go ahead." (Unknown)What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?A full set of teeth.you know your a redneck when you stare at an orange juice carton cuz it says made from concentrate View changes from previous version. (Word count: 232)
	Mar 22 2009, 10:40 PM EDT	CUE967		edit	1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 213)
	Mar 22 2009, 10:37 PM EDT	CUE967	im not a redneck,yet	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 213)
	Aug 25 2008, 11:29 AM EDT	katia2525		edit	2 images added
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 213)
	Aug 22 2008, 7:53 PM EDT	The-Joker		edit	17 words added
Change: How do you know toothbrushes were invented by a redneck?Anyone else would have called them teethbrushes.Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these View changes from previous version. (Word count: 213)
	Aug 11 2008, 9:09 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	7 words added
Change: You might be a farmer if jokesWhy don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules. I worked some gigs in the Deep South ... Alabama ... View changes from previous version. (Word count: 196)
	Aug 11 2008, 9:08 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 189)
	Aug 11 2008, 9:07 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	5 words added 855 words deleted
Change: 29 You'll skip your own cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season ( and you know he would approve and would do the same if you died )30. You can eat an ear of sweet corn with no utensils in under 20 seconds31. You View changes from previous version. (Word count: 189)
	Jun 29 2008, 11:56 PM EDT	kingofthedownunder		edit	2 words added 1 word deleted
Change: gradeYougradeYou might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HA Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules. I worked some View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1065)
	Jun 29 2008, 11:56 PM EDT	kingofthedownunder		edit	19 words added 2 words deleted
Change: you might be a red neck if your white and hate blacks and like the song southern man you might be a redneck if you go to your family reuion to meet girlsyou might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because your in the same View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1064)
	Jun 29 2008, 11:53 PM EDT	kingofthedownunder		edit	33 words added
Change: you might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HA Why don't they teach drivers ed. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1047)
	Apr 17 2007, 8:15 AM EDT	Anonymous	dd	edit	14 words added
Change: don't get the others dirty51. If you were given $1,000,000.00 you would keep right on farming. You'd farm differently, but you'd keep farming because that is who and what you are What do you call 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1014)
	Mar 13 2007, 12:31 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	21 words added
Change: You might be a redneck if you think asphalt is a but desiese. You get it? ass phalt!!!!!! HA HA HAWhy don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules. I worked some gigs View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1000)
	Sep 26 2006, 1:00 PM EDT	TheRiddler		edit	790 words added
Change: 29 You'll skip your own cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season ( and you know he would approve and would do the same if you died )30. You can eat an ear of sweet corn with no utensils in under 20 seconds31. You View changes from previous version. (Word count: 979)
	Sep 26 2006, 12:53 PM EDT	TheRiddler		edit	165 words added 1 image added
Change: Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 163)
	Sep 26 2006, 12:51 PM EDT	TheRiddler	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from redneck jokes by TheRiddler Sep 26 2006, 12:51 PM EDT for: Rename
	Sep 26 2006, 12:50 PM EDT	TheRiddler		undelete	No content added or deleted.
Change: Restored by TheRiddler Sep 26 2006, 12:50 PM EDT for: no reason given
	Jun 20 2006, 1:43 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	dupe	delete	No content added or deleted.
Change: Deleted by LaughsWithWolves Jun 20 2006, 1:43 AM EDT for: dupe

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