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Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas? It's too hard on the mules.

I worked some gigs in the Deep South ... Alabama ... You talk about Darwin's waiting room. There are guys in Alabama who are their own father. (Dennis Miller)

How do you know toothbrushes were invented by a redneck?
Anyone else would have called them teethbrushes.

Last time I was down South, I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken, and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean, Klu, Kluck, and Klan, come up and say "Boy, we're givin' you fair warnin'. Anything you do to that chicken, we're gonna do to you." So I put down my knife and fork, and I picked up that chicken, and I kissed it. (Dick Gregory)

What differentiates a Kentucky hotel from those in other states? When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," the clerk says, "Go ahead." (Unknown)

What do you call 32 rednecks in a room?
A full set of teeth.