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The redneck dog's neck was so red, another redneck asked why its neck was bleeding. what does a redneck grl say after losing her virginity?
get off dad, yor crushing my marlboros!
A redneck dog was so dumb that it thought he was a Read Neck Dog so he read his neck. You might be a redneck if you drive someone to the hospital, driving an U-haul truck.
The redneck dog was so heavy that there was an earthquake! You might be a redneck if you shot a game of pool, using a crutch that you hobble on.
A redneck dog was so dumb he tried to clean his neck because he thought it was blood when the other redneck asked why it was bleeding.



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brookuschookus Redder than a red-neck. 0 Feb 24 2009, 11:22 PM EST by brookuschookus
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In oka-land [Oz] ...."Australia"....We call em yobbo's. My yobbo joke is....
1 yobbo plus 2 yobbos divided by 4 yobbos to the power of 16 yobbos squared is how many yobbos?
1,000,000 decibels of V8 power plus 200 cans of UDL divided by 40 headbutting football fans to the power of 16 high speed police chases through the suburbs [squared]. That is the answer!
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daddyzgirl999 red neck joke 0 Jun 21 2008, 5:20 AM EDT by daddyzgirl999
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you might be a red-neck if you take a case of beer yo a job interview. and then get the job for offering some to the boss....

true storie my granddad did that.
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MSmeagan1024 Love this 0 Jan 5 2008, 9:31 PM EST by MSmeagan1024
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I am a Big fan of Animal Jokes and redneck jokes and these are my new #1's! Go to Ajokes.com and they have funny stuff (not as good as here)
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