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at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.

the worst thing you can say to your wife is that you dont need her. shes gonna use that crap against you at the worst time. shes not gonnause it when you want dinner or a ride to work shes gonna use it when you want some SEX! Thats right when your **** is popping up thats her cue."hey honey lets go upstairs and make some love." You dont need me *** on your own face!!"


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devraj_2009 corruption 0 Feb 4 2010, 8:46 PM EST by devraj_2009
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Which is the most dangerous friendship ?
The friendship of a corrupt boss is more dangerous than his enemity
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janiecesenn some truths little children have learned 0 Jul 1 2009, 2:12 PM EDT by janiecesenn
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1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize a cat.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you don't hit her back until later. They always catch the second one.
4. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someones cutting your hair.
7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
8. Don't wear polka dot underwear under your white shorts.
9. Never turn on a dust buster while holding a cat.
10. The best place to be when your sad is grandma's lap.
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janiecesenn some truths for adults 0 Jul 1 2009, 2:10 PM EDT by janiecesenn
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1.Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2.Wrinkles don't hurt, they just look painful.
3.Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
4.Today's mighty Oak was yesterdays nut that held it's ground.
5.Laughing is good exercise, it's like jogging on the inside.
6.Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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