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at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.


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janiecesenn some truths little children have learned 0 Jul 1 2009, 2:12 PM EDT by janiecesenn
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1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize a cat.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you don't hit her back until later. They always catch the second one.
4. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someones cutting your hair.
7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
8. Don't wear polka dot underwear under your white shorts.
9. Never turn on a dust buster while holding a cat.
10. The best place to be when your sad is grandma's lap.
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janiecesenn some truths for adults 0 Jul 1 2009, 2:10 PM EDT by janiecesenn
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1.Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2.Wrinkles don't hurt, they just look painful.
3.Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
4.Today's mighty Oak was yesterdays nut that held it's ground.
5.Laughing is good exercise, it's like jogging on the inside.
6.Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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janiecesenn Truths of growing old 0 Jul 1 2009, 2:09 PM EDT by janiecesenn
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1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down you wonder what else you can do while your down there.
4. you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster.
5. You know all the answers but no one is asking the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone.
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