at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.

the worst thing you can say to your wife is that you dont need her. shes gonna use that crap against you at the worst time. shes not gonnause it when you want dinner or a ride to work shes gonna use it when you want some SEX! Thats right when your **** is popping up thats her cue."hey honey lets go upstairs and make some love." You dont need me *** on your own face!!"

Have you ever been to a friend's wedding and said to yourself: "Poor him." - therealdavo