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at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.

the worst thing you can say to your wife is that you dont need her. shes gonna use that crap against you at the worst time. shes not gonnause it when you want dinner or a ride to work shes gonna use it when you want some SEX! Thats right when your **** is popping up thats her cue."hey honey lets go upstairs and make some love." You dont need me *** on your own face!!"

Have you ever been to a friend's wedding and said to yourself: "Poor him." - therealdavo


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Shauna-Marie-X A hooker's breakfast 3 Aug 19 2011, 2:04 AM EDT by kabom
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What does a hooker have for breakfast?


a Ween-a-dicks!!
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Brian_J1984 Random Thought 1 Mar 21 2011, 11:11 PM EDT by anyuta34i
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I once went to Scotts toilet paper distribution center and the security was so tight you couldnt squeeze a crap out.
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devraj_2009 corruption 0 Feb 4 2010, 8:46 PM EST by devraj_2009
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Which is the most dangerous friendship ?
The friendship of a corrupt boss is more dangerous than his enemity
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