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Change:  Nation, last night, President Obama called his handling of the Tom Daschle nomination 'a mistake.' This is great news, because we all know that a president only admits to a mistake at the end of his term. So it is official: The Obama administration is over.Nation, we   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1248)

Change: The producers of this year's Academy Awards are worried about the ratings, so they are making several changes to the show to try to increase viewership. For instance, this year's broadcast will be called 'American Idol Presents the Oscars, Hosted by Barack Obama.' ABC says they will   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1199)

Change: Nation, we all know that the march toward socialism continues. Last Tuesday, Congress passed the Lilly Ledbetter law, which makes it easier to sue your   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1133)

Change: least the next 4 years -- that's a lot of time to commit some errors, bunders, and other spoof worthy moments, so we might as well start him out with a clean slate. For jokes about Senator Obama, or Obama campaign jokes, click here.See Also:Obama Inauguration Jokes   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 903)

Change: Meanwhile, our president, President Obama, will make his first trip overseas to Canada next month. It's an historic visit, not just because it's his first foreign trip, but because he'll be the first black person ever to visit Canada. Obama is going because Canada   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 940)

Change:  Ooh, it's getting nasty now between President Obama and Rush Limbaugh. In fact, Limbaugh told his radio audience he's not going to 'bend over' and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 849)

Change:  Obama's Smug Little Bubble Qatar Hero Barack Obama: Path to the Presidency Fox News Fear ImbalanceJay Leno on President Obama Barack Obama said today that the reality of becoming president has set in. So it sounds like the mother-in-law has already moved in. And as you   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 707)

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Change: Qatar Hero Barack Obama: Path to the Presidency Fox News Fear ImbalanceJay Leno on President ObamaPresident Barack Obama has signed an executive order officially banning torture in the United States. You know what that means? ABC may be forced to cancel 'The View.' After lots   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 584)