Sarah Palin did better than expected in the VP debate. There's no doubt hiding her from the public & the media the past five weeks to give her more time for intensive speech & debate training paid off.

Sarah Palin VP Debate Training Methods Leaked

An anonymous informant revealed the intense training that Republicans put Palin through to prepare her for the debate. Below is what we discovered:

The following materials are believed to be part of Palin's VP debate training program. We can not confirm nor deny if these are the actual materials, but the evidence is overwhelming (see below)

Republican VP Debate Training Videos:

Reference Material: TOP GUN Why we believe this to be true: Looking at the VP Debate transcript, Sarah Palin used "Maverick" on six occasions before Biden corrected Palin that John McCain is not Tom Cruise.

Reference Material: JOE DIRT Why we believe this to be true: References to Joe Six-pack did not go unnoticed. Rumor has it Palin is asking her hubby to grow out the Mullet he had when they first met on a polar bear hunting trip.

Republican VP Physical Training:

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DART THROWING Why we believe this to be true: Sarah Palin successfully threw a number of darts at Biden, while he was unwilling to take such shots are her.