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Change: says' I'll show you'. soSo he steps off the building, floats around it and steps back on. the caretaker is amazed and asks ' how did you do that?' theThe first man says' its easy all you have to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 233)

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Change: (Dj_Falconman)Once, a radio reporter said: "Two murdered women in Markham died today". He was stating the most painfully obvious.Webmaster_2.0The best thing about wearing hearing-aids is having selective hearing.Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me.Don`t worry. It`ll pass.The Jester   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 162)

Change: to the girl and kicks her into the pool, tragically ending their relationship.(Dj_Falconman)Once, a radio reporter said: "Two murdered women in Markham died today". He was stating the most painfully obvious.Webmaster_2.0 Stinker Bin   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 131)

Change:  their relationship.(Dj_Falconman)What's difference between a super model and an old gym sock?99.9% of all men will never f--- a super model.Once, a radio reporter said: "Two murdered women in Markham died today". He was stating the most painfully obvious.Webmaster_2.0 Stinker Bin   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 223)

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Change: page. (And yes, I'll be able to tell if you vote for your own jjoke and no it won't count if you do.) Have at it: What's difference between a super model and an old gym sock?99.9% of all men will never f--- a super model. Stinker Bin   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 142)

Change: Created by LaughsWithWolves Jan 10 2007, 2:37 AM EST for: no reason given