You don't have to make up your own jokes to contribute to this site, but if you want to... here's the place to do it.

A fifteen year old walks up to his friend, and tells him he has as relationship problem. "Ya see, there's this girl at swimming, she's real cute. I always get erections when I look at her. And you know what it looks like to have one in a bathing suit..." His friend tells him to tape his dick to his leg. The next day, he goes up to the girl and kicks her into the pool, tragically ending their relationship.
(Dj_Falconman)

Once, a radio reporter said: "Two murdered women in Markham died today". He was stating the most painfully obvious.
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