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Change: Renamed from Jokes on life, death, and getting older by Aug 13 2008, 7:22 PM EDT for: Rename
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Change: up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"The old man replies, "Yeah, unhook my suspendersbraces from your side-view mirror!"
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Change: (Spike Milligan)I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why. (Redd Foxx)An old woman is upset at her husband's funeral.
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Change: (Spike Milligan)Bob: "Emily, aren't you afraid of death?" Emily: "I just think of it as a part of life." Bob: "Yeah. The last part." (Bob Newhart Show/Sy Rosen)I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he's
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Change: IF YOU READ THIS PAGE YOUR GAY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Change: (Rodney(Rodney Dangerfield)Dangerfield)I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with his wife when
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Change: It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald. (Rodney Dangerfield)I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with
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Change: I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with his wife when she said to
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Change: changes, sochanges. theThe guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. So he floors it and takes off. A few seconds later, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that's quickly getting closer! WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM!Whoooooooshhhhhhh kablaaaaammm!It plows into
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Change: find me... no routine, just livigliving life to its´its edge." The interviewer, who is completely amazed aboutby this very very old man, asks: "Oh really, sir? Would you tell us how old are you? "36, darling, 36... don´t I look great?"
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