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	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	Mar 19 2011, 2:47 PM EDT	TimGaydosh		edit	114 words added
Change: An old couple is having another couple over for dinner. While the two women are fixing the dinner, the men start talking and one says View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1187)
	Jul 29 2009, 5:47 PM EDT	hauntedtexan	Haunted Texan True story	edit	60 words added
Change: I was asleep and dreaming of the old days of hot-tubs and free sex when all of a sudden the awesome reality of a firm View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1069)
	Aug 13 2008, 7:22 PM EDT	The-Joker	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from Jokes on life, death, and getting older by The-Joker Aug 13 2008, 7:22 PM EDT for: Rename
	Aug 5 2008, 8:03 PM EDT	The-Joker	Moved from: Joke Central	move	No content added or deleted.
Change: Moved by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 8:03 PM EDT
	Jan 7 2007, 11:33 AM EST	Anonymous	uk version :)	edit	1 word added 1 word deleted
Change: up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"The old man replies, "Yeah, unhook my suspendersbraces from your side-view mirror!" View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1007)
	Dec 8 2006, 1:35 PM EST	Anonymous		edit	3 words added 3 words deleted
Change: (Spike Milligan)I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why. (Redd Foxx)An old woman is upset at her husband's funeral. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1007)
	Dec 8 2006, 1:34 PM EST	Anonymous		edit	2 words added 1 word deleted
Change: (Spike Milligan)Bob: "Emily, aren't you afraid of death?" Emily: "I just think of it as a part of life." Bob: "Yeah. The last part." (Bob Newhart Show/Sy Rosen)I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he's View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1007)
	Oct 26 2006, 3:16 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves		revert	65 words deleted
Change: LaughsWithWolves republished the Oct 24 2006, 3:06 AM EDT version by LaughsWithWolves Oct 26 2006, 3:16 AM EDT
	Oct 25 2006, 3:41 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	65 words added
Change: IF YOU READ THIS PAGE YOUR GAY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1072)
	Oct 24 2006, 3:06 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added joke & link	edit	4 words added 2 words deleted
Change: (Rodney(Rodney Dangerfield)Dangerfield)I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with his wife when View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1006)
	Oct 24 2006, 3:03 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	13 words added
Change: It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald. (Rodney Dangerfield)I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1006)
	Oct 11 2006, 10:35 PM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	21 words added 3 words deleted
Change: I once saw my grandparents have sex, and that's why I don't eat raisins. (Zach Galifianakis)An eighty year old man was sitting on the couch with his wife when she said to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 991)
	Sep 26 2006, 3:24 PM EDT	TheRiddler	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from Life, Death, and Getting Older by TheRiddler Sep 26 2006, 3:24 PM EDT for: Rename
	Sep 22 2006, 2:49 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 971)
	Jul 26 2006, 1:29 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	edit	edit	7 words added 4 words deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: changes, sochanges. theThe guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. So he floors it and takes off. A few seconds later, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that's quickly getting closer! WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM!Whoooooooshhhhhhh kablaaaaammm!It plows into View changes from previous version. (Word count: 971)
	Jul 25 2006, 2:16 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	197 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: A man is taking his new car out for a spin on the town. While sitting patiently for a red light to change, an old View changes from previous version. (Word count: 969)
	Jun 27 2006, 2:43 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added joke	edit	2 words added 2 words deleted
Change: iswas sitting on the couch with his wife when she said to him, "Why don't you come sit close to me like you used to." View changes from previous version. (Word count: 768)
	Jun 27 2006, 2:42 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	added joke	edit	94 words added
Change: An eighty year old man is sitting on the couch with his wife when she said to him, "Why don't you come sit close to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 768)
	Jun 11 2006, 10:18 PM EDT	LaughsWithWolves		edit	3 words added 3 words deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: find me... no routine, just livigliving life to its´its edge." The interviewer, who is completely amazed aboutby this very very old man, asks: "Oh really, sir? Would you tell us how old are you? "36, darling, 36... don´t I look great?" View changes from previous version. (Word count: 670)
	Jun 6 2006, 6:15 PM EDT	the_mic	addiction	edit	156 words added
Change: They see a very old man and ask: "Sir, what is the secret for living long?" The old man replies: " To keep a very View changes from previous version. (Word count: 670)

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