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Change: the Smithsonian Institute wants the hat that Aretha Franklin wore at President Obama's inauguration. They want to put the hat on display, and they will take possession of the hat as soon as they can build a new wing to house it. And people are still talking
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Change: And people are still talking about Michelle Obama's inaugural outfit. You know, I saw the designer on one of the cable shows and he said
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Change: Senator Barack ObamaElection JokesConan O'Brien on the Inauguration Yesterday, at Barack Obama's inauguration, he was sworn in on an old Bible that was used by Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, and the weird part is, Lincoln checked the Bible out of a library. There are $73,000 in late fees.
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Change: It turns out the classical music played by Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman at the inauguration last week was not performed live. Well, a lot people were very upset when they heard about this, especially Ashlee Simpson. She said, 'I could have done that gig.' And a
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Change: And as you know, Barack Obama has become known as the first wired president, because of all his high-tech skills. And I think he showed that during the inaugural address, especially when he said, 'By working together, we can turn our enemies into our BFFs." ... Best friends forever.I
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Change: You all heard about that, how Justice John Roberts screwed up the oath of office. Then, the other night, Roberts went to the White House,
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Jan 26 2009, 10:43 AM EST
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Change: Yesterday, Obama had to have the oath of office re-administered by Chief Justice Roberts. You may remember, the first time they did it, it didn't
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Change: And while Barack Obama was in the inaugural parade the other day, he was wearing what the Secret Service called a bullet-resistant suit. Did you
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Change: Unity Changefest '09 - The End of Frat Boy Culture Changefest '09 - Youth Inaugural Ball Changefest '09 - Obama's Inaugural Speech Changefest '09 - Obama's Inauguration Barack Concert Obama InaugurationStephen Colbert on the InaugurationNear President Obama President Yo-yo MaStephen's Inauguration Breakdown P.K. Winsome - Inauguration Merchandise
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Change: Yesterday, at Barack Obama's inauguration, he was sworn in on an old Bible that was used by Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, and the weird part is, Lincoln checked the Bible out of a library. There are $73,000 in late fees. Yesterday, this is weird, vendors
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Change: And Michele Obama's inaugural ball gown, which she wore during the first dance -- beautiful gown -- was created by a designer with the last
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Change: They estimate that around two million people crowded in to the National Mall to see Obama's swearing-in ceremony, which is the first time a mall has been crowded in about a year.Jon Stewart on the Inauguration Changefest '09 - The End of Frat Boy Culture Changefest '09
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Change: And Jill Biden, Vice President Joe Biden's wife, slipped on the Oprah Winfrey show when she said, 'Well, you know, Barack Obama actually offered Joe
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Change: January 20th, 2009 Barack Obama was sworn in as 44th President of the United States. (and not a moment too soon!)Click EasyEdit to add your own Inauguration Day Jokes!See Also:Jokes about President ObamaJokes about Barack ObamaElection JokesConan O'Brien on the InaugurationThey're going
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Change: Hotels in Washington, D.C., are overbooked. A lot of VIPs have no place to stay. Things are so bad, Bill and Hillary Clinton have to share a room.Jon Stewart on the Inauguration Changefest '09 - The End of Frat Boy Culture Changefest '09 - Youth Inaugural Ball Changefest
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Change: They're going nuts in Washington, though. The festivities have already begun. Yesterday, in Washington, Barack Obama was on hand -- did you see this? For
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Change: And if you watch the news, you know a lot of celebrities in Washington for the inauguration. Isn't that unbelievable? So many celebrities are out of town, over in Malibu, they had to close the Promises Rehab Center for a week. Good luck trying to
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