Change: A rope walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't server ropes in here. You'll have to leave." The rope goes outside, ties himself   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1201)

Change: Back to Bars & Drinking Jokes | More Drinking JokesA penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?" How much for the frog?A man walks into   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 901)

Change:  The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We was in a storm a'sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men was pullin' me out, a shark bit me leg off." "Wow!" said   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 644)

Change: A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?" How much for the frog?A man walks into a bar and asks the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 361)

Change:  After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 256)

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