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Change: Another man with dark glasses walks in with his Chihuahua. He saw what happened to the man before him with his dog.The same bartender comes
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Aug 22 2008, 8:00 PM EDT
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Change: A rope walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't server ropes in here. You'll have to leave." The rope goes outside, ties himself
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Aug 4 2008, 5:45 PM EDT
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Change: A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.
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Aug 4 2008, 4:27 PM EDT
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Change: Back to Bars & Drinking Jokes | More Drinking JokesA penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?" How much for the frog?A man walks into
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Aug 4 2008, 4:23 PM EDT
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Change: A man walks into the front door of a bar, obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with
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Aug 4 2008, 4:18 PM EDT
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Change: The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We was in a storm a'sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men was pullin' me out, a shark bit me leg off." "Wow!" said
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Aug 4 2008, 3:54 PM EDT
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Change: The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots, and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down,
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Aug 4 2008, 3:52 PM EDT
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Change: A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?" How much for the frog?A man walks into a bar and asks the
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Aug 4 2008, 3:47 PM EDT
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Change: A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her
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Aug 4 2008, 3:43 PM EDT
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Change: After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for
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Aug 4 2008, 3:40 PM EDT
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Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details.
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Change: Created by Aug 4 2008, 3:39 PM EDT for: no reason given
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