Change: I would like to go fishing and catch a fishstick. That would be convenient.I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1363)

Change: I like waffles. Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps. A waffle says to the syrup, "Hold on, now. You ain't goin' anywhere. Don't even   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1273)

Change: get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press 2 for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed 2 enough." ---   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1189)

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Change: I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like 222-2222. I would   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1189)

Change: I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.Hey this joke's on   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 768)

Change: Hey this joke's on the first CD, but I added a new line so I can't f**kin’ rob you of this one: I got a   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 460)

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Change: be too long.They say that the recipie for sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there's more to it than that. "You want some more home made sprite?" "Not until you figure out what the f**k else is in it!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 341)

Change: I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.I like an escalator because   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 263)