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| AmericanTrouble | This Page Should Be Removed | 0 | Jul 15 2009, 1:30 AM EDT by AmericanTrouble | ||
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Thread started: Jul 15 2009, 1:30 AM EDT
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This page should be removed. This is so disrespectful. Though there is nothing on it, it still makes me sad. It makes me cry, because Michael was treated like crap by people for a long time. The stupid roumers about bleaching skin, and hurting kids....I believe he didn't do it. There is no proof that said he did, and no proof that said he didn't...but making jokes about him is very disrespectful. LET THE MAN REST IN PEACE! HE'S DEAD!
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| Dolf_Imfo | Michael, Farrah, and Ed go to Heaven | 0 | Jun 25 2009, 10:26 PM EDT by Dolf_Imfo | ||
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Thread started: Jun 25 2009, 10:26 PM EDT
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So Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson go to heaven.
St. Peter is there to greet them at the pearly gates. He says, “Welcome, celebrities. I am St. Peter. Please state your qualifications to gain entrance to the Lord's Everlasting Kingdom. I'm about to go on my lunch break, though, so Pope John Paul II will be considering your answers. Good luck.” The Pope comes out from a gap in the clouds. “Well, let's get on with it.” he wheezes. Farrah goes first. She tosses her blonde mane and smiles at the Pope. “Easy! I'm already an angel!” Ed goes second. “Hi-yo, your Excellency. I just want you to know that I sold vegetable slicers on the Atlantic City boardwalk so that I could attend Catholic University in Washington.” Finally, Michael steps forward. “I like to f*&k little boys.” The Pope takes a moment to ponder their answers. “All right, you're all in.” |
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| Dolf_Imfo | Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcet arrive.... | 0 | Jun 25 2009, 10:24 PM EDT by Dolf_Imfo | ||
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Thread started: Jun 25 2009, 10:24 PM EDT
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Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcet arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes them warmly, and asks them if there is anyone in Heaven they'd like to see first.
Ed McMahon tells St. Peter that he really misses his old friend, Johnny Carson. "Heeerreee's Johnny," says St. Peter without hesitation, and the old friends are together again. Farrah tells St. Peter that she really misses her sister, and they too are reunited moments later. "How about you Michael, who would you most like to spend time with on your first day in Heaven?" Michael pauses for a moment and says, "Where's the Lindbergh baby???" |
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