Change:  them "I'm about to sleep with your daughter." (Jerry Seinfeld) ------------------------------------- A married man gets 3 wishes from a genie. The man only requests one: a way out. -------------------------------------- You want to know what engagement is for? A final way out.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 996)

Change: In that case we're getting down to business." -------------------------------------A great thing about marriage is it's one of the only times you can walk up to your future wife's parents and tell them "I'm about to sleep with your daughter." (Jerry Seinfeld)   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 967)

Change: every night and has had the same reply for months: "Sweetie, not tonight, I've got a headache!" One night though, as she was asleep, he tossed two aspirins down her throat... she wakes up in panic, and asks what´s going on."Baby, it's just a couple of aspirins," he replies...   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 931)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 930)

Change: A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 906)

Change: tells them he'll get back to youthem! !1010 years later they finally get married but relizerealize thethey weren't meant for each other!Soother. So they asksask St.PeterSt. isPeter if there is such a thing as divorce in heaven?Peterheaven? Peter yells,Itresponds, "It   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 725)

Change: I come from a big family... 14 kids. I didn't sleep alone until I got married. My wedding day... that was a beauty. I went to put the ring on... she gave me the wrong finger. (Rodney Dangerfield)Never tell your wife she's lousy   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 639)

Change: Never tell your wife she's lousy in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. (Rodney Dangerfield)They say marriage is a contract. No it's not. Contracts come with warranties. When something goes   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 600)

Change: A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing a genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 0)

Change: A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing a genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 581)