Lawyer Jokes - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	Feb 1 2010, 7:16 PM EST	californiadeputy		edit	40 words added
Change: An older gentleman, wearing a suit and tie, carrying a leather briefcase approaches the court house security officer. The officer asks, "Are you a lawyer, sir? The old man says, "Hell no! My parents were married when I was born!" A rich old man gave View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1044)
	Jul 29 2009, 5:40 PM EDT	hauntedtexan		edit	131 words added
Change: A rich old man gave his lawyer, his priest and his doctor each a million dollars on the condition that they put it in the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1004)
	Aug 25 2008, 10:48 AM EDT	katia2525		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 874)
	Aug 25 2008, 10:45 AM EDT	katia2525		edit	151 words added
Change: An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it View changes from previous version. (Word count: 874)
	May 13 2008, 6:08 PM EDT	Wild-Kat		edit	34 words added
Change: "o yea? where u gonna get a lawyer?"See more job related joke categories >> Also snark at more accountant jokes, computer nerd jokes, doctor jokes, economist jokes, engineer jokes, lawyer jokes, or military jokes. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 722)
	Apr 3 2008, 7:39 PM EDT	soccerfanatic15		edit	88 words added
Change: An contractor dies. At heavens door he is told that he shouldn't be there and that he will be sent to hell. Then when in View changes from previous version. (Word count: 696)
	Dec 13 2006, 11:33 PM EST	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	10 words added
Change: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.A lawyer dies and View changes from previous version. (Word count: 604)
	Dec 5 2006, 1:24 AM EST	LaughsWithWolves		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 594)
	Dec 5 2006, 1:24 AM EST	LaughsWithWolves	added 1	edit	32 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must View changes from previous version. (Word count: 594)
	Jul 26 2006, 1:53 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	formatting	edit	53 words added 8 words deleted
Change: lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets." (Unknown) View changes from previous version. (Word count: 561)
	Jun 27 2006, 2:38 AM EDT	LaughsWithWolves	formatting	edit	1 word added 1 word deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: shore. The sharks completely ignore him. When he gets back to shore they all begin talking at once: PRIEST: It's a miracle! It's a miracle!.LAWYER: That was no miracle.RABBI: Well, what DOdo you call it?LAWYER: Where I come from, we call that "professional courtesy". View changes from previous version. (Word count: 511)
	Jun 26 2006, 8:09 PM EDT	Anonymous	added a great old lawyer joke!	edit	153 words added
Change: Just then an otherwise empty rowboat containing a large barrel of water comes floating by. The three castaways are in agony - they must have the water, but to swim through the hungry sharks is certain death. The lawyer says he will try it View changes from previous version. (Word count: 511)
	Jun 16 2006, 11:47 AM EDT	Kazoo		edit	257 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire View changes from previous version. (Word count: 356)
	May 4 2006, 8:41 PM EDT	mark	new jokes	edit	27 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: final question?" (Unknown)Q: What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A good start. (Unknown)Q: What do you call a group of skydiving lawyers?A: Skeet. (Unknown)Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy. (Unknown) View changes from previous version. (Word count: 90)
	May 4 2006, 5:40 PM EDT	TheRiddler	header	edit	1 image added
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 66)
	May 4 2006, 1:26 PM EDT	TheRiddler	formatting	edit	8 words added
Change: Click EasyEdit to add your favorite lawyer jokes.A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?" (Unknown)Q: What do View changes from previous version. (Word count: 66)
	Apr 24 2006, 3:17 PM EDT	TheRiddler	edited content added	edit	54 words added
Change: A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?" (Unknown)Q: What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: View changes from previous version. (Word count: 58)
	Apr 24 2006, 3:16 PM EDT	TheRiddler		create	No content added or deleted.
Change: Created by TheRiddler Apr 24 2006, 3:16 PM EDT for: no reason given