Change: Moved by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 8:04 PM EDT

Change: The owner of Melville's, Mr. Hill, tells Sam not to use his trash dumpsters.Carla: Sammy can do whatever he wants with his trash. Hill: Yes. I see today he dressed it up in an apron. Sam: How's it going Norm?"Norm: "It's a dog eat   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 316)

Change: Ray: If I say yes, do you still have to tell me? Andy: Cute pajamas, Ray.Gianni: Yeah, is there a little flap in the back?Ray: Yeah. Lift it up and there's a picture of you."Seinfeld"George gets caught peeing in the shower at the gym: Elaine:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 247)

Change: up theit flapup and there's a picture of you."Seinfeld"George gets caught peeing in the shower at the gym: Elaine: Have you ever heard of holding it in?George: No that’s very bad for the kidneys.Elaine: How do you know?George: Medical journals.Jerry: Do   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 185)

Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 156)

Change: Deleted by LaughsWithWolves Dec 12 2006, 11:43 PM EST for: no reason given

Change: Sam: "Still pouring, Norm?"Norm: "Funny, I was about to ask you the same question.""Friends"The group is watching an old home movie and laughs when a very, very fat young Monica comes onscreen.Monica: "Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds."Chandler: "How many cameras are on you?"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 102)

Change: Sam: How's it going Norm?"Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.""Friends"The group is watching an old home movie and laughs when a very, very fat young Monica comes onscreen.Monica: "Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds."Chandler: "How   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 81)

Change: Norm: "It's a dog eat dog word,world, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.""Friends"The group is watching an old home movie and laughs when a very, very fat young Monica comes onscreen.Monica: "Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds."Chandler: "How many cameras are on you?"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 81)

Change:  to add your favorite jokes from your favorite television shows. Don't add whole sequences, just the set-ups and punchlines. "Cheers"Sam: "How's it going Norm?"Norm: "It's a dog eat dog word, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.""Friends"The group is watching an   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 81)