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Stand Up Comedians
Lewis Black Jokes "In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants." |  "Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made." | |
Frank Caliendo Jokes "I think it's great that we have a president who looks like he's always staring directly into the sun." | Dave Chappelle Jokes "Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!" | |
| |  "I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up." | |
 "I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked." | Jack Handey Jokesus died of tuberculosis." | |
Dennis Miller Jokes "The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?" | Eddie Murphy Jokes "I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!" | |
Rita Rudner Jokes "After you've dated someone, it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch." | Jerry Seinfeld Jokes "Bozo the Clown. Do we really need 'the Clown'? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the Tax Attorney? Bozo the Pope?" | |
Sarah Silverman Jokes "I am part Mongolian rapist. And I will be totally honest with you: I love it." |  "I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive." | Henny Youngman Jokes"I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother." |
Late Night Television Jokes
Johnny Carson Jokes | David Letterman Jokes | Jay Leno Jokes |
Conan O'Brien Jokes | Bill Maher Jokes | Jon Stewart Jokes |
Stephen Colbert Jokes | Jimmy Kimmel Jokes |  |
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