Change: Economic Stimulus Debate Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon The Word: Season of Giving The Word: Sweet Smell of Success Was the Great Depression really that bad? Stephen takes all of his money out of the stock market and buys... Big relief   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1014)

Change: In Washington, in response to President Obama's stimulus package, Rush Limbaugh proposed his own stimulus package. That's true. You see, that's what this country needs. What we need is a stimulus package proposed by a fat DJ. That's what's going to set the country back on track. Actually,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1006)

Change: Barack Obama has some ideas on how to utilize US Airway's heroic pilot Chesley B. Sullenberger.Barack Obama on Lipodiesel to Help the Economy Jokes about the Economy by late-night Comedians Stephen Colbert on the Economy The Word: Season of Giving The Word: Sweet Smell of Success Was the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 931)

Change: After [the meeting of all 5 living Presidents] there was a fight over who would pay the lunch bill, but eventually they all agreed to leave it up to future generations. The current National Debt is estimates at over $10 trillion   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 903)

Change: Barack Obama on Lipodiesel to Help the Economy Jokes about the Economy by late-night Comedians Stephen Colbert on the Economy The Word: Season of Giving Was the Great Depression really that bad? Stephen takes all of his money out of the stock market and buys... Big relief today.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 824)

Change: The stock market had its worst week in a long time, and that's saying something considering recent history. Not only that, the stores are reporting   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 811)

Change: Big relief today. The stock market is up 270. My 401(k) is now only practically worthless. Folks, this is great, because yesterday the Dow fell   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1374)

Change: The astronauts were very busy up in the space station today, installing a machine that converts their urine into drinking water. I'm thinking, astronauts drinking their urine? America’s astronauts. Is the economy that bad? Remind me to never go to Buzz Aldrin's house for drinks again. Amy Poehler   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2229)

Change: only thing keeping the economy afloat are Sarah Palin's shopping sprees. The stock market had its worst week in a long time, and that's saying something considering recent history. Not only   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2116)

Change: Was the Great Depression really that bad?Stephen takes all of his money out of the stock market and buys... There is more good news, folks. Today the Dow made a comeback, gaining 936 points!   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2038)