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The Lord's Prayer
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Feb 25 2009, 5:47 AM EST by
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Our father who art in heaven.
[He died two years ago]
I could tell you his name but I won't
May I have a piece of his kingdom or at least his porno collection?
He gave me bread [actually just flour and yeast and I made my own bread]
I forgave him for it though....[I am a Baker now]
Anyone who trespasses into my bakery will be prosecuted.
Anyway he is dead now may he rest in peace....[Forever and ever]
Amen.
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The after life
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Feb 25 2009, 1:04 AM EST by
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I have died and been resuscatated so many times I have lost count. It is true about life after death.....each time I die I see God and he/she says to say hello and....he/she is sorry that you all can't be in heaven to experience the huge after life party that kicks off daily with the cha-cha dancers greating everyone at the door. Each time I die I get to the door and some do-good doctor brings me back to life. I wake up confused and dazed with my family laughing and singing all around me in my hospital bed. The song goes a little something like this, [cha-cha:cha-cha-cha....] "Wake me up before I go-go"....cha-cha....Instantly I feel the need to kill myself and I do so.....It is a cycle that just keeps repeating itself...!
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deaht jokes
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Aug 14 2008, 10:10 PM EDT by
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ok once upon a time, this guy named fred lived in a cave.
he died of natural causes...
LE END BITCHES
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death jokes
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Feb 24 2008, 4:33 AM EST by
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once upon a time this man had a massive dick. He was told by many jelouse men that they would get their revenje against him picking up their chicks. one day the people had their revenge; he was dead
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Your Jokes
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Jun 17 2007, 11:42 PM EDT by
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They KICK ASS I need to tell my friends about your website!
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jokes
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Mar 23 2007, 8:56 PM EDT by
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These are hilarious!(LAMO)
ha!ha!ha!
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jokes
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Feb 21 2007, 1:36 AM EST by
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not bad kid
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Feb 21 2007, 1:36 AM EST
HAHA those are funny
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mint jokes
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Feb 6 2007, 12:48 PM EST by
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loved the wonder woman 1 i wish i were superman
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last joke
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Jan 24 2007, 6:36 PM EST by
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i don,t get it?
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