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Sometimes, a stupid death is a favor to the gene pool. Read these stories of deaths so stupid, they're funny. |
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.Did you hear Michael Jackson died?
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| brookuschookus | The Lord's Prayer | 0 | Feb 25 2009, 5:47 AM EST by brookuschookus | ||
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Our father who art in heaven.
[He died two years ago] I could tell you his name but I won't May I have a piece of his kingdom or at least his porno collection? He gave me bread [actually just flour and yeast and I made my own bread] I forgave him for it though....[I am a Baker now] Anyone who trespasses into my bakery will be prosecuted. Anyway he is dead now may he rest in peace....[Forever and ever] Amen. |
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| brookuschookus | The after life | 0 | Feb 25 2009, 1:04 AM EST by brookuschookus | ||
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I have died and been resuscatated so many times I have lost count. It is true about life after death.....each time I die I see God and he/she says to say hello and....he/she is sorry that you all can't be in heaven to experience the huge after life party that kicks off daily with the cha-cha dancers greating everyone at the door. Each time I die I get to the door and some do-good doctor brings me back to life. I wake up confused and dazed with my family laughing and singing all around me in my hospital bed. The song goes a little something like this, [cha-cha:cha-cha-cha....] "Wake me up before I go-go"....cha-cha....Instantly I feel the need to kill myself and I do so.....It is a cycle that just keeps repeating itself...!
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| shadowknight513 | deaht jokes | 0 | Aug 14 2008, 10:10 PM EDT by shadowknight513 | ||
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ok once upon a time, this guy named fred lived in a cave.
he died of natural causes... LE END BITCHES |
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