Native Americans say that gambling has not affected their culture. I heard that directly from Chief Double Down. (Buzz Nutley)

Jokes about the Brits

Why don't the British make a computer? They haven't figured out how to make it leak oil yet.

French Jokes

There are so many different reasons to laugh at the French, we had to create a whole page for them: French Jokes

Irish Jokes

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes, "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat." (Unknown)

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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
"I'm from Dublin, I am."
"Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
"A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town," the second guy says.
"Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
"Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
"The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar on this very night. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Latino Jokes

Theres a plane about to crash because of the weight and there are 3 people on the plane, a Mexican, a White person, and a French. The French person threw out limes, the Mexican threw out just plain old beans, and the White person threw out the Mexican.

It takes Latinos nine hours to play golf. Four hours for 18 holes and five hours to do the lawn. (George Lopez)

Black Jokes

The only thing more suspicious than a black man running is a black man tippy-toeing. (Dave Chappelle)

I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. They've already dialed 9-1-1 and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. (Chris Rock)

One day a young black boy was standing on the corner with a mouse in his hand. He said to the mouse, "I'm gonna cut your ears off. No, better yet, I'm gonna cut your tail off." Just then a cop puts his hand on the boys shoulder, spins him around and says, "Boy whatever you do to that mouse, I'm gonna do to you." The boy thought about it for a second and said,"Mouse, this is your lucky day. I'm gonna kiss your ass."


God gives a small black boy a pair of wings. "Lord am i an angel?" asks the black boy. God looks down at the black boy and says, "No niga you a bat!!!"