Jokes about Democrats - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Feb 9 2009, 5:31 PM EST	katia2525	edit	63 words added 7 words deleted 1 widget added 1 widget deleted
Change: It came out today that the House Democratic Caucus spent $500,000 of taxpayers' money for retreats at luxury resorts and spas. The Democrats say the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1844)
	Feb 9 2009, 5:20 PM EST	katia2525	edit	7 words added 1 image added 1 widget added
Change: SNL: Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid Open Jay Leno on DemocratsAnd for the next two weeks, President-elect Barack Obama will be living full-time at a hotel right across the street View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1786)
	Feb 6 2009, 10:21 AM EST	katia2525	edit	1234 words deleted 1 widget deleted
Change: I do want to say a quick word to anyone out there who wants to bring change and hope to a deeply divided and suffering View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1779)
	Feb 6 2009, 10:12 AM EST	katia2525	edit	277 words added
Change: I think Barack Obama is a genius. I think this is part of the plan. Do you ever notice when Barack Obama nominates someone, the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3073)
	Feb 6 2009, 10:00 AM EST	katia2525	edit	106 words added
Change: I was stunned by the Daschle story because we don't expect Democrats to cheat on their taxes. No, we expect Democrats to cheat on their wives. That's how this is supposed to go!Tom Daschle has withdrawn his cabinet nomination because he View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2786)
	Feb 6 2009, 9:48 AM EST	katia2525	edit	81 words added
Change: Now that Tom Daschle has withdrawn his nomination, the White House is thinking of replacing him with the CEO of Safeway supermarkets. That's true. Yeah, the White House said they should be able to check him out quickly if he has eight items or less. A senator View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2678)
	Feb 6 2009, 9:46 AM EST	katia2525	edit	56 words added
Change: President Obama is going to put a salary cap on execs working for companies that take government bailout money. Finally, some accountability in Washington. But I'm thinking if they are going introduce accountability, shouldn't Obama start by making his own people pay their taxes? Obama's cabinet picks View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2596)
	Feb 5 2009, 10:35 AM EST	katia2525	edit	134 words added
Change: And tax problems for another Obama nominee. Nancy Killefer has withdrawn her nomination as White House chief performance officer. Not only did she not pay her taxes, she had a tax lien put on her house by the government. Where is Obama getting these nominees? Old episodes of 'Cops'? View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2536)
	Feb 5 2009, 10:27 AM EST	katia2525	edit	38 words added
Change: Tom Daschle has withdrawn his cabinet nomination because he had some tax problems. Forgot about $150,000. Remember the old days, when politicians got in trouble for having sex with pages. Those days seem pretty sweet now, don't they?The state of New York is View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2401)
	Feb 4 2009, 12:47 PM EST	katia2525	edit	4 words added 1 widget added
Change: Tom Daschle Steps DownJoe Lieberman Learns His Fate Paging Dr. Mandvi - Political Genes Jon Stewart on the DemocratsI do want to say a quick word to anyone out there who wants to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2361)
	Feb 4 2009, 12:04 PM EST	katia2525	edit	178 words added
Change: I do want to say a quick word to anyone out there who wants to bring change and hope to a deeply divided and suffering View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2357)
	Feb 4 2009, 11:58 AM EST	katia2525	edit	31 words added
Change: And because of our huge budget crisis, California's now going to delay paying your tax refunds, to which Tom Daschle said, 'That's why I didn't pay them in the first place.'Tom Daschle, whom President Obama wants as secretary of health View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2157)
	Feb 4 2009, 11:57 AM EST	katia2525	edit	48 words added
Change: Tom Daschle, whom President Obama wants as secretary of health and human services, apparently did not pay $128,000 in taxes that he owes the government. Did you realize President Obama hasn't had a cabinet member with an embarrassing tax problem like this since the last guy they appointed? There View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2123)
	Feb 4 2009, 11:56 AM EST	katia2525	edit	24 words added
Change: There was a huge scientific breakthrough today. Researchers say they are very close to finding someone from Obama's Cabinet who's actually paid their taxes. Caroline Kennedy, who was hoping to fill in Hillary Clinton's vacant Senate seat, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2073)
	Feb 2 2009, 10:31 AM EST	katia2525	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 2047)
	Feb 2 2009, 10:27 AM EST	katia2525	edit	10 words added 1 widget added
Change: SNL's Weekend Update - Gov. PattersonConan O'Brien on the Democrats A senator from Ohio is retiring, and there is a rumor that Dennis Kucinich may run for the Senate View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2047)
	Jan 28 2009, 1:40 PM EST	katia2525	edit	62 words added
Change: The state of New York is now back up to full strength in terms of senators, because we have a brand new senator by the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2037)
	Jan 26 2009, 10:35 AM EST	katia2525	edit	59 words added
Change: Caroline Kennedy, who was hoping to fill in Hillary Clinton's vacant Senate seat, has now taken her name out of contention. She's out of it. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1974)
	Jan 20 2009, 10:42 AM EST	katia2525	edit	36 words added
Change: Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office, directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors. In a last-minute complication to what looked View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1912)
	Jan 16 2009, 11:37 AM EST	katia2525	edit	120 words added
Change: In a last-minute complication to what looked like an otherwise smooth path to confirmation, Timothy Geithner, President-elect Obama's nominee for the secretary of Treasury admitted View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1876)