Jokes about Christ:The Savior |
Jesus, the alleged son of God that is suppose to save people, and be the salvation of the world. It amazes me just a little, how so many people can call on him, yet there is no action on his part. I mean the bitch is not doing anything, he has no life, always about the father, so he free with time, so I just don't understand.... He think that the world will accept him, I wonder what's going to happen to the bitch when we see him./ He let so many people down, they pray wanting a miracle, and then she...that right the bitch.... can't seem to save anything or anybody. I mean he couldn't even save himself...how can he save others. Does that make sense people.... we call on him, but he can't do anything for us...
No matter how much you take up for the BASTARD CHILD OF GOD....Nothing in his power can grant us our desires.... Because she can't help us.... Maybe she lost her powers when she died.... They lifted her up, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY KILLED A WOMAN.....
And if anybody comes across this page, I really want to stress the importance of prayer.... Please do not waste your time...Pray to the bitch Jesus Christ... We Americans have no need of him.... If you think that you're sinning...Then just take responsibility for yourself, and put your deeds behind you... People KILL ME...when they depend on prayer to solve there problems.... I'll give you an example... One day a person is in need of money.... He prays, but nothing seems to be going right,....A keep praying.....or B -[The Human With Common Sense], take the situation away from the bastard bitch.... THE STUPID HEBREW JEWISH BASTARD BITCH....And put it in your hands.... Atheist always say that God is not needed as humans need to believe more in their selves to acquired things in life.... Please don';t pray people.......
Pray for what? He not doing nothing. If you have a family member that is sick....Christ cannot save them.... The bitch is too lazy.... Christ is stupid bastard bitch, with no life....how can he not do what we say.....? The bitch got all that extra time in heaven, and not doing anything.... Why glorify such pathetic behavior....
When doesn't answer, please consider what I said here.... Take your life in your hands.... the bitch cannot pay your bills.... The bitch [Jesus Christ] cannot buy you a house...he cannot shelter you.... He is a worth;less piece of shit,a nd a fucking bastard.
Jesus was born a bastard, and he tries to teach us about marriage....
Do you see, a person can literally win over Jesus, because he cannot say anything....
who is like this bitchy holy...murdered bitch.... Who I say? He needs to answer your prayers, he has nothing to do....I sometimes....Oh....um....let me stop.....I was going to talk about how he forsook Africa....but that is another story....
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Jesus seeks employees.... He can't be HOLY alone....[Jesus as a customer representative....]
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Hi, It's Jesus...what's your prayer?
[another phone rings]
........Uh, wait a minute....
Uh....yea, this is Jesus....what's your prayer
[third phone rings]
[Now frustrated] This is Jesus, what's your prayer....
Uh-Huh.... okay....gotcha.
[Phone rings]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn......Stop Calling ME....!
[Caller Number Three] Bitch why....you not doing nothing....
[Christ] But I don't like your many words...
[Snappy Caller] Bitch you have a whole book of words....FOUR OF THEM.....!
So judge not, that ye be not judged....
[Christ] Okay.....Hang Up....
[Next Caller]
I need my house fixed....
[Caller Number Three] Jesus can't fix your house....
[Caller One] I want a house....!
[Jesus] ...........................Ugh!
I sure can't.....uh hold on.....
[Caller Number Three] Get a mortgage
Next....[Jesus starts writing something down]
Employees needed....
He trips over the phone and busts his ass.....
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After Jesus fasting in the wilderness......
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I nearly committed suicide......... by fasting........... can I have some food?