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gee2003 Jesus The Holy Ignorant Savior 2 Oct 7 2009, 9:24 PM EDT by blazestorm10
Thread started: Jun 27 2007, 11:43 PM EDT  Watch
The bitch that is suppose to judge the world. How can he judge anybody. He did not even want to die for our sins. He was a weak pathetic, long-bearded jackass, anal, stupid, ignorant, locust-eating, asinine, Jewish pig-demon releasing, son of a bitch! A dumb idiot, in my book....

Come here Jesus, I got your banana, time for your trick....
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gee2003 Jesus and Prayers.... mostly all of them! 8 Jun 30 2009, 10:02 PM EDT by blazestorm10
Thread started: Jul 18 2007, 11:49 AM EDT  Watch
Jesus has not answered the prayers of people. That bastard…. Sitting on the throne, with all the glory of God, and yet people die…. I ask what is the point of praying if you are not given that which you seek….

Jesus has left the Christians, because they ask for things beyond his power…. I want a car… We know that Christ cannot do that. He does not even know how to use a shower for Christ sake….

Don’t waste time praying to a bastard that has nothing \to do \but sit….

I say please no tears… And do not ask the bastard son of man anything…

He cannot give us anything. He powers are too WEAK…..

There once was a child that ask Jesus for his help, but every time the boy was touched by Judas, I meant the Bastard Jesus…. He was not able to solve the boy’s problem…. The boy died and nothing the bastard [Jesus] did was of use…. The boy’s prayer….

Please relieve me of this tooth pain

Amen.
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sugacha3558 please read this... 1 Nov 6 2007, 7:36 PM EST by cmdrjalvz
Thread started: Jul 12 2007, 4:20 PM EDT  Watch
i dare..... if anyone of you have balls... I DARE no.... TRIPPLE DOGG DARE any of you that isn't a punk, sissy, coward to read the LAST book in the bible. REVELATION i just dare you to read it. then after you read it.... i dare you to come and tell me that you did.. and NOT lie about it. then I DARE you to say anything about God or Jesus again!!
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