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China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. (David Letterman)
I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse. (Dennis
Miller)
Last night, it was so cold the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. (Johnny Carson)
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?' (Steven
Wright)
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. (David Letterman)
I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse. (Dennis
Miller)
Last night, it was so cold the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. (Johnny Carson)
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?' (Steven
Wright)
