I've got skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?
(gymnast337)

So... you live around here often?
(Steven Wright)

Wow! You must be a parking ticket cuz you've got" Fine! Fine!! Fine!" written all over you! (chilz)
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can sure see myself in there. (Anonymous)

hey its cold ouside can i use your thighs as ear muffs

the cops are looking for my dick and i need a place to hide it...can i use your pants?

Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!

i lost my # can i have yours

" I would Never use a pick-up line, baby, who needs pick-up lines when your an idiot"
(Hash) (trust me guys this one works)