Classic one-liners from the Tonight Show, where "Carnac the Magnificent" answers questions that have been sealed in an envelope, then opens the envelope to reveal the question:

Answer: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.
Question: Name three things that have yeast.

Answer: The Nestea Plunge.
Question: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up?

Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Question: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

Answer: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Question: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?

Answer: Zeppo Marx.
Question: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zeppo?

Answer: Touchback.
Question: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

Answer: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Question: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath, and a candidate's campaign promises.
Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.

Answer: Sis Boom Bah.
Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?

Answer: Yassir Arafat.
Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?

Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington.
Question: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut.

Answer: Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan.
Question: Name two hockey players and a hockey puck.

Answer: Catch-22.
Question: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies.

Answer: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton.
Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts ... and a famous country singer!

Answer: Do-whacka-do.
Question: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?

Answer: Dippity-do.
Question: What collects on your dippity in the morning?

Answer: William Safire.
Question: What's Shakespeare's first name, Kingfish?

Answer: Knickerbocker.
Question: What do you want to avoid doing when you shave her bocker?