John McCain Jokes by Conan O'Brien - History Page

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	Feb 5 2009, 10:48 AM EST	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: Sen. John McCain is denying a rumor that his wife Cindy will be a contestant on the upcoming season of 'Dancing with the Stars.' When asked why, McCain said: 'Dance? Are you kidding? I've never even seen her blink.' President Obama's busy. He's fighting very View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2562)
	Feb 4 2009, 12:03 PM EST	katia2525	edit	49 words added
Change: President Obama's busy. He's fighting very hard to get his stimulus package passed, and one of the senators resisting President Obama's stimulus package the most is John McCain. John McCain's resisting the package, yeah. Apparently, McCain's biggest problem with the package is that it's not in a larger font.People, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2522)
	Jan 15 2009, 10:15 AM EST	katia2525	edit	55 words added
Change: People, I think, are excited because Barack Obama's inauguration is one week away. Some people are worried, though, because 3 million people are expected for View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2467)
	Dec 29 2008, 7:18 PM EST	katia2525	edit	49 words added
Change: Barack Obama is on vacation in Hawaii right now. And today many newspapers carried pictures of a shirtless Obama playing in the ocean. Did you see that? Yeah. So as you're thinking of things to be thankful for this holiday, remember, that could have been a shirtless John McCain.Now, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2407)
	Dec 12 2008, 4:35 PM EST	katia2525	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 2357)
	Dec 1 2008, 11:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	6 words added
Change: on John McCain Now, during the press conference, Obama told reporters that the economy is likely to get worse. After hearing this, John McCain said, 'That's funny. He didn't mention that during the campaign.' President-elect Obama met with former political rival John View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2357)
	Nov 28 2008, 2:18 AM EST	katia2525	edit	6 words deleted
Change: on John McCain \| Jon Stewart on John McCain \| SNL Skit: John McCain Approves \| John McCain on Saturday Night Live \| SNL Presidential Bash Videos \| Jokes about the Election \| SNL Bush Endorses McCain - Palin \| Jokes about the Debates \| John McCain the Comedian View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2352)
	Nov 28 2008, 2:16 AM EST	katia2525	edit	60 words added 8 words deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: on John McCain \| David Letterman on John McCain \| Conan O'Brien on John McCain \| Jon Stewart on John McCain \| SNL Skit: John McCain Approves \| John McCain on Saturday Night Live \| JaySNL LenoPresidential Bashon JohnVideos McCain\| Jokes about the Election View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2358)
	Nov 28 2008, 2:09 AM EST	katia2525	edit	31 words added
Change: Now, during the press conference, Obama told reporters that the economy is likely to get worse. After hearing this, John McCain said, 'That's funny. He didn't mention that during the campaign.' President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2317)
	Nov 19 2008, 4:20 PM EST	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you see that? They got together. ... And both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin. At a big photo op today, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2284)
	Nov 18 2008, 3:05 PM EST	katia2525	edit	50 words added
Change: At a big photo op today, earlier today in Chicago, Barack Obama tried to smooth things over by meeting with his former opponent, John McCain. The two got together. Obama congratulated McCain on running a good campaign, and McCain congratulated Obama on being a stupid jerk face. He's still mad. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2245)
	Nov 17 2008, 4:08 PM EST	katia2525	edit	52 words added
Change: John McCain was once again campaigning yesterday. This is true. This time for a Republican senator who's facing a runoff election. So, McCain is out View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2194)
	Nov 10 2008, 8:05 PM EST	katia2525	edit	46 words added
Change: People are excited all over the world. In Kenya, true story, thousands of expectant mothers are planning to name their babies after Barack Obama. That's true. Yeah. The Kenyans are really glad Obama won, because in Swahili, 'John McCain' means 'your goat just ate my daughter.' This weekend View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2140)
	Nov 5 2008, 4:54 PM EST	katia2525	edit	36 words added
Change: This weekend at a John McCain rally, Arnold Schwarzenegger said that Barack Obama needs to exercise more because his legs are too skinny. Then he said: `Now behold, the awesome physical specimen that is John McCain!' Joe the plumber still in the news. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2093)
	Nov 3 2008, 9:23 PM EST	katia2525	edit	64 words added
Change: Joe the plumber still in the news. I'm tired of Joe the plumber. I want him out of the picture. But Joe the plumber has View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2057)
	Oct 30 2008, 10:36 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	55 words added
Change: Tough news for John McCain, though. John McCain still trailing in the polls with just a week to go. CNN reported just a few hours View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1991)
	Oct 29 2008, 2:11 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	33 words added
Change: Well, political experts say that John McCain’s only chance of winning the presidential election next week is to attract swing voters. Unfortunately, McCain thinks swing voters are people who listen to Glenn Miller.In a speech earlier this week, John McCain said View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1936)
	Oct 21 2008, 11:06 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	52 words added
Change: In a speech earlier this week, John McCain said the following. He said, 'I've been fighting for the United States of America since I was View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1902)
	Oct 20 2008, 4:25 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	35 words added
Change: Sarah Palin had her motorcade stop at a Wal-Mart so she could buy a bag of diapers. That's true. Yeah. Palin said she wouldn't have made the stop for diapers, but John McCain's completely out.This week on the campaign trail, John McCain View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1848)
	Oct 16 2008, 10:44 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	44 words added
Change: This week on the campaign trail, John McCain made some news. He talked about his next debate with Barack Obama, and he said, “I'm going to whip his you-know-what.' Then, McCain vowed to 'hit Obama in the whatchamacallit' and 'kick him in the thingamajig.'The presidential race View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1809)