Joe Biden Jokes - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Jan 23 2009, 1:08 PM EST	katia2525	edit	5 words added 1 widget added
Change: New VP vs. Old VP The candidates' mistakes are called gaffes, bloopers, or as they're known on the street -- Pullin' a Biden. Now, why is John McCain so afraid to let Sarah Palin face the press? View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1096)
	Jan 23 2009, 11:44 AM EST	katia2525	edit	22 words added
Change: Today was Joe Biden's first full day as vice president. Yeah, advisors say Biden spent most of the day watering his hair.This is kind of cool. In Washington, the National Gallery announced that it will View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1091)
	Jan 16 2009, 5:15 PM EST	katia2525	edit	7 words added 1 widget added
Change: Sloppy Joes - Biden and the Plumber The candidates' mistakes are called gaffes, bloopers, or as they're known on the street -- Pullin' a Biden. Now, why is John McCain so afraid to let Sarah Palin face the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1068)
	Jan 13 2009, 7:25 PM EST	katia2525	edit	41 words added
Change: This is kind of cool. In Washington, the National Gallery announced that it will display a campaign poster of Barack Obama. Yeah. In a related story, a campaign poster of Joe Biden will be displayed at the Hair Club for Men.Everyone's talking about the transition View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1062)
	Jan 13 2009, 12:50 PM EST	katia2525	edit	30 words added
Change: Vice President-elect Joe Biden is already getting acquainted with his new responsibility as Vice President. And he's starting every afternoon at 3:00. He picks up Sasha and Malia from school.Highlights of the Dick Cheney- Joe Biden Meeting Joe Biden got together today with View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1021)
	Dec 16 2008, 11:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	137 words added 1 word deleted
Change: When Vice President-elect Biden takes office next month, he's going to have a new family member on hand: a German Shepherd puppy. Biden has had View changes from previous version. (Word count: 988)
	Dec 12 2008, 5:01 PM EST	katia2525	edit	46 words added
Change: Big news from Washington today. Even though it may make some people uncomfortable, President-elect Obama says he'll use his full name, Barack Hussein Obama, when he's sworn in next month. To show support, Joe Biden is also using his full name, Joseph Adolph Fidel Puppykiller Biden.Joe Biden's View changes from previous version. (Word count: 843)
	Nov 28 2008, 2:23 AM EST	katia2525	edit	30 words added
Change: Joe Biden's replacement in the Senate has been picked. I don't know who it is yet, but that's a hell of a job. That’s a very big mouth to fill.It's Vice President-elect Joe Biden's birthday today. And Barack Obama View changes from previous version. (Word count: 794)
	Nov 21 2008, 6:47 PM EST	katia2525	edit	43 words added
Change: It's Vice President-elect Joe Biden's birthday today. And Barack Obama bought him 12 cupcakes for his birthday, which is a smart gift to give Biden because when his mouth is full of cupcakes he can't say anything stupid. SNL's Joe Biden is ready for Prime TimeSNL Sen. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 760)
	Nov 18 2008, 3:14 PM EST	katia2525	edit	5 words added 1039 words deleted
Change: This is kind of interesting. Optical shops have sold out of the sexy eyeglass frames that Sarah Palin wears. You know those? They're all sold View changes from previous version. (Word count: 713)
	Nov 18 2008, 3:08 PM EST	katia2525	edit	63 words added
Change: Everyone's talking about the transition to the White House, and everyone's talking about how he's going to get a dog for his little girls. Well, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1779)
	Nov 17 2008, 2:35 PM EST	katia2525	edit	8 words added 1 widget added
Change: Highlights of the Dick Cheney- Joe Biden Meeting Joe Biden got together today with Dick Cheney and the girls, the ladies, the wives, they all had dinner. And the meal went great. I mean, they only had to shock Cheney back to life twice. But I thought View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1709)
	Nov 17 2008, 2:10 PM EST	katia2525	edit	8 words added 1 widget added
Change: bumper stickers, very good thinking.SNL's Joe Biden is ready for Prime TimeSNL Sen. Biden and Rep. Murtha say crazy things in Johnstown, PA Joe Biden himself tries his hand at comedy when talking about the qualifications of Rudy Guiliani at this Democratic Primary Debate View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1701)
	Nov 14 2008, 6:10 PM EST	katia2525	edit	35 words added
Change: In Washington, D.C., today, Dick Cheney gave Joe Biden tour of the vice president's living quarters. Yeah, afterwards, Biden said he loves the house, but he'll probably turn the dungeon back into a rec room.Yesterday, at a big campaign rally, Sarah Palin View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1692)
	Nov 14 2008, 5:58 PM EST	katia2525	edit	42 words added
Change: Well, there was a big meeting today between Vice President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President Dick Cheney, or, as they're calling it, plugged hair meets plugged arteries. That does seem cruel. See, I prefer to call them foot-in-mouth meets shot in face.When they move into View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1654)
	Nov 14 2008, 5:51 PM EST	katia2525	edit	36 words added
Change: Joe Biden got together today with Dick Cheney and the girls, the ladies, the wives, they all had dinner. And the meal went great. I mean, they only had to shock Cheney back to life twice. But I thought this was nice. While View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1608)
	Nov 13 2008, 6:46 PM EST	katia2525	edit	66 words added
Change: When they move into the White House, Barack Obama's going to be getting a dog for his daughters. And he was very clear. You know, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1572)
	Nov 12 2008, 9:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	46 words added
Change: Of course, Joe Biden still hasn't met with Dick Cheney. I don't get it. Why wouldn't Biden have the common courtesy to go to a secret location and meet a guy who is known for shooting old men in the face? Jay Leno on Joe Biden See, I View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1504)
	Nov 11 2008, 6:36 PM EST	katia2525	edit	18 words added
Change: But I thought this was nice. While Bush met with Obama, Vice President Cheney took Joe Biden waterboarding. Joe Biden is Barack Obama's running mate. Yeah nothing says change like a guy who's been in the Senate for 35 years. Jimmy Kimmel on Joe BidenIn the race View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1455)
	Nov 6 2008, 8:19 PM EST	katia2525	edit	41 words added
Change: See, I got to admit, as a comedian, I'm gonna miss President Bush. Because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden.Senator Joe Biden lost his View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1437)