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Jon Stewart on Joe Biden

Sloppy Joes - Biden and the Plumber	New VP vs. Old VP

Now, why is John McCain so afraid to let Sarah Palin face the press? What's the worst that could happen if you allow your vice presidential pick a little bit of rope? [video showing Joe Biden saying that Franklin Roosevelt got on television when the stock market crashed and assured the nation]. One, Roosevelt wasn't president when the stock market crashed. And, two, no one had televisions. That's how anachronistic Joe Biden roles. I remember when Lincoln, during the Revolutionary War did a guest appearance on 'The View,' and told them the War of Spanish Aggression cannot stand.

Stephen Colbert on Joe Biden

Of course, Joe Biden still hasn't met with Dick Cheney. I don't get it. Why wouldn't Biden have the common courtesy to go to a secret location and meet a guy who is known for shooting old men in the face?

Conan O'Brien on Joe Biden

Today was Joe Biden's first full day as vice president. Yeah, advisors say Biden spent most of the day watering his hair.

This is kind of cool. In Washington, the National Gallery announced that it will display a campaign poster of Barack Obama. Yeah. In a related story, a campaign poster of Joe Biden will be displayed at the Hair Club for Men.

Everyone's talking about the transition to the White House, and everyone's talking about how he's going to get a dog for his little girls. Well, Barack says he's taking his time picking out a dog for his daughters, because he's looking for a pet that won't shed its hair. Yeah, that's true. Which is the exact same reason, apparently, he picked Joe Biden.

In Washington, D.C., today, Dick Cheney gave Joe Biden tour of the vice president's living quarters. Yeah, afterwards, Biden said he loves the house, but he'll probably turn the dungeon back into a rec room.

Yesterday, at a big campaign rally, Sarah Palin drew a crowd of 60,000 people. Yeah, after hearing about it, Joe Biden got new glasses and a boob job.

David Letterman on Joe Biden

Joe Biden got together today with Dick Cheney and the girls, the ladies, the wives, they all had dinner. And the meal went great. I mean, they only had to shock Cheney back to life twice.
But I thought this was nice. While Bush met with Obama, Vice President Cheney took Joe Biden waterboarding.

Joe Biden is Barack Obama's running mate. Yeah nothing says change like a guy who's been in the Senate for 35 years.

Jimmy Kimmel on Joe Biden

When Vice President-elect Biden takes office next month, he's going to have a new family member on hand: a German Shepherd puppy. Biden has had three German Shepherds in the past, and he likes them because they're smart and they're quick learners. Which will come in handy, because as you know, the vice president's dog is always standing by in case President Obama's dog becomes incapacitated.

And this particular dog, he's only a month old. Already, Biden taught him a trick. He already learned how to put his foot in his mouth. Isn't that cute?

And not only will the new puppy serve as a pet, until he gets big enough to be home alone, he will also serve as the vice president's toupee [shows a photo of Biden with the puppy sitting on his head].

lIn the race for president, all the attention has been focused on governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. So it's easy to forget about the Democrats' choice for VP, Senator Joe Biden. But Biden gave a speech in Columbia, Missouri, yesterday, and he asked the crowd to show some appreciation for Missouri Senator Chuck Graham. Unfortunately, he forgot that Chuck Graham is in a wheelchair [on screen: video of Biden telling Graham to 'stand up,' then having the crowd stand up for Graham]. That's where you just curl up into a ball and pretend you're invisible.

Barack Obama's freshly-minted running mate, Sen. Joe Biden, also spoke tonight, and I have to say, after all the name-related problems this campaign has had, why Obama would pick a vice president with the last name 'Biden' is beyond me. Not that there's anything wrong with the name of Biden, but Obama-Biden, it's like they're trying to make their ticket sound as much like Osama Bin Laden as possible. They found the two guys in America whose names match up most closely with the person we hate more than anyone in the world, and they put them on the bumper stickers, very good thinking.

Craig Ferguson on Joe Biden

Big news from Washington today. Even though it may make some people uncomfortable, President-elect Obama says he'll use his full name, Barack Hussein Obama, when he's sworn in next month. To show support, Joe Biden is also using his full name, Joseph Adolph Fidel Puppykiller Biden.

Joe Biden's replacement in the Senate has been picked. I don't know who it is yet, but that's a hell of a job. That’s a very big mouth to fill.

It's Vice President-elect Joe Biden's birthday today. And Barack Obama bought him 12 cupcakes for his birthday, which is a smart gift to give Biden because when his mouth is full of cupcakes he can't say anything stupid.