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Change: The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. 'Cause when you think about it,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1061)

Change: Jerry Seinfeld eponymous sitcom.What the hell were they doin' with a car on the g-d damn moon? You're on the moon already! Isn't that far enough?I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people... they're stickin' with the chopsticks. What's with the cab drivers   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1141)

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Change: vital piece of information... if they did know, you'd see some mighty careful stepping going down that backstretch.dude your site roks..... not really soo sorry need more funny jokes go to aha.com/   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1008)

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Change: Add your favorite Seinfeld act here with EasyEditWhat's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too." What's with   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1035)

Change: Horse racing... now here's something idiotic. I have no idea which horse is gonna win. I don't even think the horses know they're racing. It's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 985)

Change: b.o. ...B.O. I can't even imagine fruit going that long without a shower. The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although I think I have a problem with that silver   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 365)

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