Change: And the half brother of Barack Obama, a man named George Obama, has been arrested in Kenya for allegedly having drugs. See, here we go   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4136)

Change:  On President Bush's flight back to Texas on Tuesday, they showed a video of his accomplishments. So, apparently he didn't fly over New Orleans.Nice to have you all here. As you all know, George Bush is no longer president, so they'll be no monologue.Tomorrow, America will   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 4004)

Change: Tomorrow, America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for, 'former President George Bush,' President Bush said he is leaving Washington with his head held high, because it is the best way to spot shoes that are coming at you.Did you all see   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3956)

Change:  Yesterday, Tony Blair was given the Medal of Freedom by President Bush, but there was an awkward moment. When President Bush found out that Cherie Blair was a barrister, he said, 'Oh, you make coffee at Starbucks.' President Bush, appearing on Fox News Sunday   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3779)

Change:  Barack Obama says one of the first things he'll do as president is sign an executive order closing down Guantanamo Bay, to which President Bush said, 'Hey, well that's nothing. I've closed down factories, car dealerships.President Bush has asked all the major   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3695)

Change:  In an interview that was taped yesterday, President Bush said that the biggest disappointment of his presidency was the people who expressed bitterness about his leadership. And that was just at the Christmas dinner with his family.First Lady Laura Bush is writing a   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3536)

Change: And, of course, you know, being president-elect is kind of awkward, because Barack Obama didn't have any experiences or accomplishments to talk about as president. So, at least he and President Bush had something in common.You know, President Bush keeps giving interviews   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3456)

Change: You know, President Bush keeps giving interviews about his eight years as president. Earlier this week, he said his greatest accomplishment ... was his effort   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3370)

Change:  And President-elect Barack Obama has now named former Clinton Chief of Staff Leon Panetta to be his director of the CIA. But a lot of senators are criticizing this, because they say Panetta is not an intelligence professional. You know, like President Bush. And in an   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3241)

Change: First Lady Laura Bush has signed a deal to write her memoirs. We have an advance copy right here. It's called, 'Another Book My Husband Won't Read.' Kind of an awkward moment. They asked President Bush what his New   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 3101)