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Jul 22 2009, 12:10 AM EDT
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Jul 22 2009, 12:09 AM EDT
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Change: dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak. When I die, I would like to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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Jul 22 2009, 12:06 AM EDT
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Change: when I felt the handcuffs go on. How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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Aug 12 2008, 4:56 PM EDT
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Change: to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see. Dad always thought laughter was the
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Aug 12 2008, 4:56 PM EDT
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Aug 5 2008, 12:53 PM EDT
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Change: Renamed from Best Jack Handey Jokes by Aug 5 2008, 12:53 PM EDT for: Rename
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Jul 24 2006, 6:12 PM EDT
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Change: I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm
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May 9 2006, 1:36 AM EDT
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Change: about 'em. Cause, man - they're gone. If I ever fell off of a tall building, I'd just go limp and pretend I was a dummy. That way, someone might catch me because hey, free dummy.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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May 4 2006, 8:14 PM EDT
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Change: that?!"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas because that's what He's getting. If you ever drop your keys in molten lava you can just forget about 'em. Cause, man - they're gone.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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May 4 2006, 5:05 PM EDT
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Change: act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!" If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas because that's what He's getting. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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May 4 2006, 1:21 PM EDT
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Change: down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!" Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Deep Thoughts.
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Apr 26 2006, 3:44 PM EDT
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Change: Born February 25, 1949, in San Antonio, Texas, Handey is known for his Deep Thoughts on Saturday Night Live.I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they
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Apr 26 2006, 2:28 PM EDT
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Change: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
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Apr 26 2006, 2:28 PM EDT
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Change: Created by Apr 26 2006, 2:28 PM EDT for: no reason given
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